Hey, I know this is awkward and all... and I don’t mean anything rude or mean by it, but are things okay between you and RRBB? I know it’s normal for her to be stressed out for such an event (I remember how stressed out I was during the Equestria Games), but...
If this is just something kinky you girls do, sorry, my bad. I’m just a bit concerned, okay? And since I know none of the others will ask you directly I’m asking you.
YouKnowWho
What are you talking about? Things are great. We’re planning to get married in a few months, RRBB managed to get her dream started' plus I’m on the short list for admittance to the S.G.U.
What exactly happened that has you worried?
Short&Hoofy
Well... it’s... now I consider myself open minded and all, but...
You vomiting then RRBB eating glasses is kinda weird. Sorry :( I wasn’t sure if this was your thing or you were being mean to her.
YouKnowWho
What?! Why in Equestria would you think that’s “our thing”? :/
Short&Hoofy
Well, you know... she keeps saying that you like being tickled, so I thought that you two were doing other weird things when together. I’m totally okay with it, you know! Absolutely nothing against it!
YouKnowWho
:/ I’m just ticklish! And that’s hardly what you’re describing!
I was just feeling unwell and I had to throw up somewhere in private where nopony would see! As you said this was a very important event for RRBB and I didn’t want to ruin it for her. Excuse me if it was unable to do it unnoticed at a stadium full of ponies :/
Short&Hoofy
Sorry :( It was like not at all hidden, you know. Half the pegasus in the sky saw you. A few asked me if you were okay, then mentioned having seen RRBB eating glasses, so I though...
You know what, nevermind, it was stupid. Main thing I’m glad you’re okay :)
YouKnowWho
...half the pegasi know?
Short&Hoofy
Well, most thought you had eaten some experimental cake Pinkie brought. I know you don’t touch that stuff lately, so was worried. I only shared this with WaterBottle and SweetStuff. Oh, and Plust.
I’m sure it’ll be fine. I’ll tell them all’s fine :)
Is everything fine?
YouKnowWho
Great :/ I suspect RRBB has heard by now.
And yes, everything is fine. I’ve just been having some stomach issues, that’s all.
Short&Hoofy
Okay :) Glad to hear it!
Great reading, though! When RRBB sets her mind on something she sure delivers :)
YouKnowWho
Yea, I know... Tell me something, who saw RRBB eating glass?
Short&Hoofy
Oh, I’m not sure. Somepony asked me about it and I was like “pfft! You joking, mare?” But then I saw you, so though there was something going on and... well, you know the rest.
Why, is it serious?
YouKnowWho
I’m sure it’s nothing. It’s just a little unexpected. I think I’ll ask her about it... that is unless she asks me about my vomiting first. :/ Thanks for telling me, I guess. Even if you did after talking to everypony else!
Edit: sorry, I’m a bit cranky lately. Haven’t been getting enough sleep. I think things will calm down now that Project Butterfly is finished and RRBB got her business started.
Short&Hoofy
No worries :) Was really cool! And I can’t wait for Project Butterfly to hit the shelves :) There will be a dream reading of that, right? There must be! I remember reading the first chapter and going wow! Plust is also obsessed with it, as is my idol :)
I know next time will be paid, but I’ll save up for that! You can bet on that!
YouKnowWho
Yes, there will. Simile and Hop have started practicing already. It’s funny they’d sometimes drop by the house unannounced and get right to it. Simile is actually much more fun once you get to see her in that light.
Thanks for the PM. And sorry for worrying you.
Short&Hoofy
Out of curiosity, did anypony tell PaintDrop about this?
Short&Hoofy
I don’t think so. She could still have seen it, though, she wanted to watch from a cloud after the first reading, so... But she’s not a pegasus, so who knows? I can ask her if you want.
YouKnowWho
No! It’s fine! Don’t ask her! She’ll only get worried and jump to conclusions and all that.
Short&Hoofy
Oh, okay. She knows about RRBB’s glass eating problem, though. We’ve been joking about to all day! It’s sad that she can pretty much only go out with her brother and us. Her parents are totally overprotective! :/
And it’s not like Vertex is bad or anything. Yeah, he’s a bit gothy, but hey, who doesn’t like a gothcolt? Trust me, if he starts working at a coffee shop the place will be full!
Hey! I might talk to Pinkie about it! I might even join in. It’ll be at least an year until I can apply to the Wonderbolts again.
What do you think?
YouKnowWho
Sure. Why not?
Did PaintDrop say anything regarding RRBB?
Short&Hoofy
Seriously, why don’t you join us? We’re all having fun by the lake. It’ll be fun and we can laugh all about it! RRBB was supposed to join as well, but she said she had some business with Discord.
I’ll tell the girls to save you some cake.
YouKnowWho
RRBB went to meet Discord?
Short&Hoofy
She didn’t tell you? Is that normal? Should we be worried?
YouKnowWho
No, I just thought she was going to meet him tomorrow. And you’ve worried enough for one day.
Have fun at the lake, you idiots :)
Short&Hoofy
<3
So you’re coming or what? :)
YouKnowWho
No, sorry. I have a slight headache and will spend the day resting. You have fun, though :)
Short&Hoofy
You know we will :)
YouKnowWho