//------------------------------// // The Everconfusing Tree // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// This story is, like, far out there, mare. I mean all nine chakras can dig it, like. It reminds me of that one time when the waterfall told me that joke about the moonpuppies. Like, so inspiring and deep, it makes me want to write, mare. Tree @Tree: Oh, Tree. Never change :) That's one of the things I like about you: you're never afraid to try out new things, even coltfiction. @LyraHands: How did you get her to join? I've been trying to get her near a computer for ages. Brush @Tree: like, Discord totally gets me now. He said you had problems and I needed to help you, so I was totally chill. Tech is so in touch with my color, like, totally transparent green. Tree @Tree: I beg your pardon? The TechNightling Not you, Tech :) Tree means the computer she got. She’s a close friend of mine and will cause no trouble, I promise. @Tree: Umm, just one thing. Can you try to be a bit less “free”? I know you find it silly, but we try to avoid those topics. You know what I mean. Brush Like, I dig you, like totally. It's like Bellucio is my spirit animal, like. So radical and we’re both models. Maybe I'll be him in another life. Tree Wait what? I’m so confused. @Tree, you know who Bellucio is modeled after right? Prince Blueblood. CEOWitch @CEOWitch: I didn't know Prince Blueblood had a career in modeling? Like which art school does he pose for? I might, like, know him or something. Tree @Tree: wait what?! CEOWitch Sweetie, apart from everything else Tree is a model (as in she poses for artists on a regular basis). :) Now I can't help but imagine prince Blueblood posing in seductive fashion in front of a hall of artists. :) Brush @Brush: thanks for that image :/. It was bed enough I see Bellucio each time I look at him, now i don't know what to think. You girls are the worst! MixaMax @MixaMax, @Brush: I don't think anypony would mind. Blueblood is vane enough to be okay with this and I sure the “artist mares” wouldn't mind either. Actually, I might try to make him do that for charity. (He's done weird things. Anypony remember the stormcloud challenge? :P) @TheRealLuna, @InItForTheShipping: I know who to ask to convince him, but just in case, could you lend a hoof in the matter? Luna Like, I'm totally cool with that and could join in for free, like. And I can call all my groovy artist friends as well. It will be, like, stellar. Tree You girls are too much :) I’d pay to see that. I can't draw worth straw, but I'll be there “trying”. :P I'm surprised there haven't been any comments from RRBB or PaintDrop. LyraHands @LyraHands: They are on a school trip with no hoofhelds allowed. Seems the teachers have caught on that they post during class instead of studying. They’ll be back by evening, which is why I suggest that you lock make sure you lock the thread by then. MixaMax Don't you mean lick the thread? :P @Brush: your adorable bunny keeps getting lost again. Is everything alright with him? I found him at the mailbox this time. Also, I might have overfed him. :( I’m sorry, it just feels wrong for his bowl to end up empty so I bring him more, and…well. Maybe you could pass by pick him up? TrueSparkle @TrueSparkle: That's strange. Angle is very picky about what he eats. And he has been going missing a lot lately. (Although, I solved the Crystal Empire incident. Someone promised never to do it again! And if he has any ideas his current wife will make sure he doesn't.) Sadly, I'm in Fillidelphia right now with the Wonderbolts. @Tree, can you get Angel for me? Brush @Luna: Now there's a nightmare is I have ever heard one. Sure, I guess. I think you can handle him on your own, though. TheRealLuna @Brush, @Tree: oh, don't bother then :) I am take care of him until you return. I'm just worried that something might be wrong with him. A lot do pets have been doing strange things lately :( Gummy has been avoiding Pinkie Pie, Pixel is refusing to eat every other day, and now this? It’s almost like we're being invaded by a strange and ominous power… That said, so many ideas for Grace’s contest :) TrueSparkle @TrueSparkle: like, humans would totally be groovy with having a pet phoenix. Or maybe even a star phoenix. It will be, like, entirely out of both worlds, and totally match Bellucio’s glow. Tree @Tree: lol. Just please send it to me before you submit it, okay? LyraHands @Luna: you can be scandalous when you want to :) That said, I think it's a good idea for a charity event. The sudden storms here and round the Everfree Forest have caused more problems than they should have. Think Blueblood would agree to a second charity here? @Tree: and I'd love to have you as well. InItForTheShipping @InItForTheShipping: I think it can be arranged :) In fact I'll go talk with him right now. (He's been in a grumbly mood all week because of the Wonderbolts being away, so I think this will be a welcome distraction. Luna Wait what did I walk into?!? You girls are crazy! Crazyyyyy! Blueblood modeling sounds so wrong :/ If he agrees to that I'll eat thistles for dinner! And no, I won't pressure him in doing something so undignified. Then again, if it's for a noble cause such as charity, I might lend a hoof as well. DarkSparkle @DarkSparkle: far out! You'll totally complete the spectrum on a cosmic level. This will be, like, star special. Tree @Tree: oh, no, no, no. I meant I'll help convince Prince Blueblood, not that I'll pose. I mean I’m not at all suited for this, and I'll be busy and there are so many things to do. DarkSparkle @DarkSparkle: It’s for a good cause, remember? There's nothing to it. I've done nude modeling several times. Nothing to it. LightSparkle And he agreed. I didn't even have to press the issue. Scheduling it for next month. @DarkSparkle: That's a splendid idea. I'll coordinate your schedule with Princess Celestia, so that there are no conflicts. Great work, everypony! This is how things get done! Luna @Luna: you scare me sometimes. Locking the thread before the fillies start logging in. LyraHands