//------------------------------// // Simile's Secret PMs // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Hey, I know thus is stupid, but I'm drunk as heck, so what the hay. After all, what's the worst that could happen? Quit my “job”, leave the site and Equestria and go somewhere far far away? Wouldn't be the first time that's happened. You're hot, you know that, right? Like, really. LightSparkle keeps giving me *yay* about it, but I'll just go ahead and say it. I know my history so I know I don't stand chance in Tartarus, but at least I got to say it. And it only took a few buckets of whiskey to help me build up the courage. :P That one time you asked me to tag along—best day of my life. Well, one of them. I've had a few other important ones, but not like that. Nothing like that. Wait, that's not true. I thought something similar happened, but…it turned out I was wrong, although it was nice and… your skin is really soft, you know? Sorry, had to throw up. Maybe the third bucket was too much. That's why I love the aethernet. Here everypony could be what she wants. I don't have much doubts, but what I have I like to show here. And I could feel you're missing something. I felt it when we were clubbing. Lol, LightSparkle was so ashamed form both of us. She'd keep complaining and complaining. And she got really annoyed you drink so much. You know a few of her class asked who you were? I bet they were secretly hoping you'd be an older sister of a friend of something. Idiots. Me, I don't care that you're her aunt. If I ever get to hook up with you it'll be so perfect. So many would be envious! Simile Sorry, I fell asleep. My head hurts a bit. Are you keeping it a secret by the way? I’d understand why, but you're a *yay* princess! You can just yell at everypony to * yay* off. Plus, you're really hot you know? Me, I don't discriminate: mares, stallions, I like both. Never thought you'd be the one that will get me to settle down. I just know we’re so perfect together. So I've done some stuff, who hasn't? (You did the whole night thing, but you're still hot as… words are difficult. Be right back. Simile Had to take a shower. I think the booze is wearing off so I’ll just ask. Want to hook up? Because I totally want that. I think we're be great together, better than any couple anywhere. I know that you might be a few leagues ahead of me, but I'm the closest thing there is, which counts for something, right? That day when you appeared out of nowhere. I never expected you were LightSparkle’s aunt. It was a total shock. In a good way! I mean, just looking at you makes me feel things I didn't think I could. I feel kind of deep and calm and… heh :) I really hope you haven't been looking into my dreams lately. Actually, no I don't! At least there I get to ask you out and we have a fun time. I usually don't do this. This is the first time I'm actually writing this sort of thing to somepony. And I don't only want you for the *yay*! If there's anypony that could complete me it's you. You probably hear that a lot. It's natural, being you. I know it's a long shot, okay, but if you're single and would want to have a go call me, okay? I've been seeing you in my dreams a lot lately, but dreams are no substitute for the real thing. I want to feel you, to smell you, to rest in your mane. And you've seen me, so you know I'm a 10 easy. Just say the word and I can make myself into an 11! LightSparkle will be so pissed if she ever finds out. No idea how she noticed. She's very sharp when she wants to be. I can see her disapproving scowl even now. And you know what? I don't care! If that's the price to pay for being with you, I'll gladly pay it and more! Stars, you're so hot… Hetgdjj hdhgr jdhg defr jshbcs Simile I passed out for a moment. What kind of date do you like? If we get the, of course. With you working at night, I guess a moonlight evening must be burning. Although I think I could add some spice to the night. The night suits you, you know. The only reason I don't stay up all night is because that way I'm not able to dream of you. And other reasons… ;) I can see the perfect scene. You'll love it, I know! Just ah yes, okay? And call me! Simile You're single, right? If you have someone else, I guess they can join too, but only if you like them very much. I'm not having a one night thing with you! That would be such a waste. Not that it's not okay, but it's not okay because you are you. But if you go out on a one night stand it's okay, because it's you. Makes sense, right? Wow. Found half a bottle of something. I think it's from LightSparkle. I’ll just finish it and be back. Simile Err, I'm not actually Princess Luna… TheRealLuna *yay*! I'm never drinking again! :( Well, this is awkward. Good thing, though. Mare I can't believe I sent that *yay*. Keep it between us, okay? I'm not creepy or anything, I just had way too much to drink. There was a very important occasion, so I thought I'd go celebrate and then… you know how it is. A shot becomes a class becomes a pitcher… Whiskey was great, though. Anyway, this was all a huge misunderstanding, okay? Let's just pretend it never happened. Nopony needs to learn, right? And I'm not making any promises, but I might consider adding your humie OC to one of my stories. Just nothing too weird! That's all good, right? Simile But don't worry, I sent everything to her. :D If she's awake she's probably reading your messages right now :) TheRealLuna *Yay*!!! Simile