//------------------------------// // RRBB's Happy PMs // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Hey, you here? I need to talk to you. RRBB Come on, will you? :/ Stop being a drama queen and answer me! I know I was *yay* to you, but this is like important and stuff! Look, I'm sorry, okay? You know it isn't the first time I've been like this. And I really didn't mean it. Not really. You're my best friend, Paint. My really really best friend. You're the only person I could should at from the heart. Okay, that didn't come out right. Point is I can only be myself in front of you. RRBB Hello? Must I start groveling? :/ RRBB Okay already! Can't I take a bath in peace?! I have a life of my own, you know. Sheesh. PaintDrop Finally! RRBB And hello to you too. You didn't come to school today. You weren't at your place either. Did something happen? PaintDrop Yeah. Sorta. That's why I'm writing. I went to see YouKnowWho yesterday. I didn't want anypony jumping to conclusions, so I didn't say a thing. RRBB Are you insane!? I won't be able to piece you back together forever! For one vein your life can you NOT do anything stupid. I told you this won't work out the first time. I kept drilling into that thick skull of yours for weeks and what do you do? :/ Now difficult is it to do one simple thing?!? How bad is it this time? PaintDrop There! That's exactly why I didn't tell you! You always jump to conclusions before I get a chance to explain! Nothing bad happened. I'm... Tartarus, for the first time in my life I'm actually happy! :D It was mega awkward at first. She was still quite sick and I had to sit next to her bed wondering what to say and such. We went through all the cliche phrases (even the weather). Then Pixel sneezed, we both looked at him and started laughing. It was great from there on. We talked about all the things of the past, the times I was mean to her, the times she was mean to me... I told her she has beautiful wings. ( Cliche, right?) Well, it worked. She smiled to me for once. Then gave me a peck on the cheek. I'm telling you, I never felt like this. RRBB You're unbelievable! :( PaintDrop I spent the night at her place. Her parents were cool about it (they don't know, by the way). We spoke about a whole lot of things, including her first crush. She's much more fascinating than I imagined. Did you know she plans to become an engineer? Never would have imagined that. RRBB You must stop this. Trust me, nothing good will come out of it. I'm glad you're feeling a bit better, but don't forget what for you into this mess. At some point YouKnowWho will fall for someone (a stallion) and you'll be doom and gloom again. PaintDrop I don't care! I'm happy now. That's all that matters! She told me we could be friends. If I play my cards right, with luck, I might get her to like as something more. I’m not stupid, you know. RRBB I never said you were! I just... mare this is absurd! Do you know that there's somepony with a huge crush on you? Of course you don't. You can't see anything other than YouKnowWho and yourself. As far as you're concerned we all don't exist. >:/ PaintDrop Of course I know! You really take me for an idiot, don't you? Endless has a crush on me. He said so himself in a PM. He pretty much confessed that School Days was about me and him: he's keep having his eye on me for years, but I never noticed, yada yada... Look, I know it's not good, and trust me I know exactly how it feels, so I put an end to it. RRBB What?!?! Tell me what you did! PaintDrop I did the kindest thing possible: I told him I have no interest whatsoever and it would never work out. Oh, I used better words, but was very clear and firm about it. It'll hurt him like Tartarus for a few weeks, maybe months, but in the long run he'll thank me. Now he has has his whole life in front of him to find somepony more suitable. Unlike me he has a choice in the matter. RRBB I... I really don't know what to say. PaintDrop I do. YouKnowWho wasn't the only reason I PMed you. I hardly slept for two days after the letter. You remember in what state I was. *yay* I was this close to signing up for spell treatment. It's better like this. Trust me. Endless will find somepony in a few years and I have a real chance with YouKnowWho (much better than I ever dreamed I'd have). I was prepared for her to kick me out an hour after I got there. Instead I got to sleep next to her. Yah, on a pillow on the ground next to her bed, but come on! Did you ever imagine I'd get so far?! I know you worry about me a lot, and as much as I hate to admit it, you're right most of the time, but this is something about which I'm certain you're wrong. I know the odds are stacked against me, but we could make it work. With enough time and effort, we WILL make it work! RRBB And throw EndlessHearts under the cart? Without ever a talk? How fair is that, RR? How would you feel if YouKnowWho hadn't agreed to see yesterday? Will you wreck another room? PaintDrop You know what you're asking me to do, right? RRBB Endless would want to hear it from you in person. PaintDrop No. I'm sorry, Paint, but I won't do it. The matter is closed. RRBB I just hope you don't regret it. PaintDrop