Equestrian Fanfiction

by Lise


RRBB's PM Troubles

Hey, it's me.


Parents have grounded me real bad. Will be days before I get back to the site :/ All because of that idiot! When I get back to school, I'll show her!

PaintDrop

Why do you get in so much trouble? :(

LyraHands

Oh, please don't be like Paint! I got into a little argument, big deal. Not like anypony was seriously hurt. Some girls really like to exaggerate! I've been through this lots of times. So, maybe I was a bit mean, but hey, life at school is tough.

PaintDrop

If things weren't serious you wouldn't be talking to me. So tell me exactly what happened! It was her again, wasn't it?

LyraHands

Fine! Yes, it was her. It's always her! Just seeing her makes me want to tear her mane off! Why doesn't she just quit and go back to Cloudsdale or somewhere! It's not like she'll be missed! The trash they let come to school is really appalling!

PaintDrop

I didn't meant that! You're cool. And so is Brush, and even Max. I just... I don't know why she drives me crazy, but she does! I can't stand her!

PaintDrop

Biting somepony's feathers off isn't a slap on the muzzle, filly! Have you any idea how painful that is for a pegasus? I've had friends cry so hard they had to magic them to calm down.

First thing when you get back you apologies to her, and this time do it right! I'll see if I can help her get better faster. Honestly, if you were my kid sister, I'd give you such a trashing right now! You literally have it all, and you just mess things up! No one can save you from yourself, even me.

LyraHands

This is why it's a bad idea talking to you. I always end up crying!

PaintDrop

I know. I've been there. Why do you hate her so much, though? I thought you had put all that stuff behind you.

LyraHands

I hate her because I like her!

PaintDrop

I can't like her! She’s the most horrible pony in existence! She sticks, is always dirty, and has the perception of a blind rock! And I still like that freak! And hate myself for it!

PaintDrop

And don't get me started on my parents! If they ever find out... Dad will probably get a heart attack. And mom? Well she'll probably disown me and burn my name off the family tree. Doesn't matter that she married into the family!

The mere suggestion I could associate with someone as lowly as her would get my relatives to flip! Life is so unfair sometimes! It'll be different if she just notices me for once. But no! I try to be nice and she ridicules me in front of the entire class! I try helping her out and she assures me of conniving against her! I bet that idiot doesn't even know what conniving means!

PaintDrop

Sweetie, do you think it might be more than like?

LyraHands

Lyra, that's gross! I'm not some freak! I just like her as a friend!

PaintDrop

I didn't mean that!

PaintDrop

I know. Something is going on with you, though, I've seen you be nice, then all of a sudden there's this. Have you been mean to anypony else?

LyraHands

Nah. Just a few yells and bucks. Nothing serious.

You know, that's why I got into Midnight Castle. It helps me relax. Things would be so much better if there really was a portal to a human world. There I could finally be myself: no stupid parents, no stupid classmates, or annoying teachers, no one to judge me. Do you think Princess Celestia has a hidden portal somewhere?

PaintDrop

Filly, if there were something I'd know about it. ;) Still, I'd only go visiting. I have too many friends there. You do too! And don't give me that hay about not having any friends! I know at least two (and that's outside the site).

LyraHands

You're a good mare, you know that, right? I wish I had a sister like you.

PaintDrop

Because having an unemployed older sister is so cool? :P Just messing with you. You know that you don't have to get grounded to talk to me. (I've been saying that a lot lately.) Things are not ideal for me right now, but I'm still here for advice.

Best find somepony to talk to. PaintDrop told me you don't share things with her lately. Not like before anyway.

LyraHands

What?! That crybaby! And yes, I know she'll be able to read my messages! I just don't think she can help me all the time. Plus, I also got Max and her sister. (Oh mare, was she mad when she learned. Let me tell you those two are scary!)

PaintDrop

You know what they say: only thing worse than unicorns fighting is unicorn stallions fighting. :P Max is harmless, though. Just don't tell her I said that.

Going back to you, do you feel a bit better? I can pass by if you want me.

LyraHands

Naaah. I'm fine. You always calm me down. Besides, I got a whole site of ponies to be nasty at :P

Also, Max's sis is here. I have no idea how she tricks my parents into letting her in, but it works every time. Even PaintDrop has a harder time.

Can you do me one favor, though? If you're friends with CEOWitch and she really is part of the Wonderbolts, can you get her to get me their autographs? I know it's silly, but... you know.

PaintDrop

I'll send CEO a PM and see how things go from there. Shouldn't be a problem, I think. I've done far wilder things :) Don't tell anypony, but I had caramels with Blueblood on my last day before leaving Camterlot. I told him I was a huge MC fan and Caprice wouldn't forgive me if I left without asking Bellucio to a date. And he went along.

LyraHands

You dork! :)

PaintDrop

This dork has a selfie with two Princesses and a Prince :P
Must go now—more interviews and house searching. :/

Take care, and please no fighting at school.

LyraHands

I'll try

PaintDrop