When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!
Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?
A satirical piece.
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lol >.> lol pst pst.... ok this was too funny.
Not sure if I should laugh or cringe
started off a little dry at the begining but i have to say his was quite funny. good work, another for my favs list
7965968 Why not both?
7965929 Glad you thought so!
I found myself laughing way too hard at this. And I'm not even American!
7965974 ...
Okay
The downvotes are from... Um, let's not talk about them.
I don't know why but this was hilarious to read
I saw this in the new stories feed, and if this doesn't get featured, I'm downgrading my computer to DOS.
Hehe, Trump caused total outrage in my country this weekend
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You have my sympathies. At least mine only got a quick mention.
7965973 Dumb question, but dry how? Just not funny or something else?
7965976 Very happy to know!
7965979 I imagine it's people who dislike political stories or they just didn't like the story. If they think the story's a hit piece, jokes on them: I'm pro-Trump.
7965990 It's because of Daddy.
7965996 I'm holding you to that :)
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Lemme guess: he went to Europe and made an ass of himself?
Downright hilarious.
Oh my lord... should I laugh or die?
7966034 Choose life!
7966037 XD then I'll laugh
MAGA-Godzilla approves of this story, it's a beautiful story, gonna be yuge.
This was wonderfully stupid. Or stupidly wonderful?
Regardless, I laughed.
BEST PART
7966065 Does he support building a space wall to keep King Ghidorah out?
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Im from Sweden and he criticized out immigration politics based on a what Fox News said. I will willingly admit that our immigration politics is far from flawless (Its quite bad actually) but it's not so bad that Fox and Trump says.
Walls are ineffective to creatures that can fly.
7966094 THEN WE MAKE IT TOO TALL TO FLY OVER!
I never comment on things usually, but dear lord that was the funniest thing I've read here in a while. You've created a masterpiece.
7966080 And making the Xillians pay for it by withholding interplanetary remittances.
"Monster Zero is attacking Tokyo? That wall just got 100 feet higher."
7966085 With respect, The only news about Sweden that reaches American shores, are the number of horror stories about rapes, beating, murders, and other assorted violence from the Muslim settlers.
Make Equestria Great Again. MEGA. Hey, it works.
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Which is true, Sweden has become (Imo, the country is quite divided about it) worse for wear after all the intake of refugees. But we are still quite the peaceful nation if you compare crime and murder rate per capita in Sweden versus America. Even though we are getting it worse and worse since the Syria crisis.
Anyhow, this is not quite the forum to take this debate (even though I started it
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Fun story, satire on policital authorities is quite often a good topic to make a story about Imo
I cried, this is fucking hilarious and awesome.
7966184 I agree, let's not make this guys comment section into a debate that has nothing to do with the story.
Hopefully the god-emperor continues to provide us with material for the next 8 years for plenty more great stories.
I knew that a Donal Trump crossover was going to happen eventually, just not with Celestia though.
7966085 7966126 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics "sources are at the bottom if you want to confirm"
so what you are saying is that despite sweden now being 3rd place for most rapes per capita, the rapes are a cause of something else? what is it? im curious cause the rapes went up when the refugee crisis hit. so if it isnt the refugees then its the swedeish people. but thats odd considering before that sweden had one of the lowest rape rates in the world, they were on par with canada. also, gonna start some shit, why did the saudi arabians take in zero refugees? think about it.
Personally, I think this would have been better if Trump read more like, well, Trump. He's quite OOC in this from a personality and speech pattern standpoint. The best satire is true to life satire, after all. Watch a few of his speeches and bam! You'll have it down, no problem!
7966097 Then we will build a ladder and have America pay for it!... Or enter this dimension. (Skip to 14:20)
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No im not saying that. I know for a fact that a lot of the growht of the rape in our contry is because of the muslim refugees. Im not a fan of our immigrations politics and feels that we are way to generous to those that comes here. But those statistics that you show here are missleading. In Sweden we label every act of sexual violence as "rape" which means that what you would call a sexual harassment, would here be label as rape, even though it isnt. But yeah, we have problems I kid you not.
True One: Trump and Putin get an insta-fav and insta-like, brother! I will read it now!
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True One: You sure did give my daily dose of Freedom and Awesomeness, till another day, comrade.
-flies off mounting a M1 Abrahms with Bald Eagle's wings-
Oh God Vertigo, what have you DONE!?
“You will bow before me!”
And Queen Chrysalis has been replaced by General Zod.
7966419 KNEEL BEFORE CHRYSALIS!
7966366 MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
7966282 Maybe down the line.
7966118 Thank a million! I'm extremely happy to know you liked the story so much!
This has to be one of the best crack-troll fics I've ever read. Kudos.
I don't know if this is in favor of President Trump or against him, but I thoroughly enjoyed it nonetheless.
It takes a certain skill to make satire like that. Kind of like the old The Colbert Report used to be.
Flibanserin is for treating Hypoactive sexual desire disorder. Why would Celestia need to take that, and why would taking it with Red Bull cause her to switch places with President Donald Trump?
I second the request to see the story from Celestia's perspective. I'd like to see her take on the whatever it is that goes on in the White House these days. So, good job.
7966508 Honestly, my intention wasn't really for this story to be pro or anti-Trump (although I myself am Pro-Trump). It was mostly meant to just poke fun at the Trumpster as a whole (along with some other things—mainly how he seems to always appear to be a bumbling fool, while his actions contradict that. In my eyes at least), while having him believe everything around him is as it was in the White House... maybe that goes against what satire's meant to do, but I digress. Also, apologies for the rambling there.
As for why the combination of those two things resulted in her switching places w/ Trump... uhhh, I honestly quickly Googled "Female counterpart to Viagra" and what came up... I shoulda read it over a second time (my intention was for it to be a throw back to the "Viagra and Red Bull" line early in the story). Ah well, still, sounds funny to me, and fits with the absurd tone of the whole story.
Thanks for reading!
7966263 in america they do that too, its not a new concept. its how they sold the need to hire administrators in colleges to deal with it instead of having police do it. its just that when you see an increase in sexual assault by a large percentage and your population only increased by <5% thats a very worrisome figure to dispute.
Oh, God this is dumb. This is so dumb.
It's perfect.
This story just got one like higher.
Neat.
What did I just...?
"They're crashing weddings, they're kidnapping princesses, they're changelings and some, I assume, are good people."
- Donald J. Trump
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The source also points out how you should use the numbers with caution. A greater number reported can also mean more people are going forward with it instead of keeping silent.