While fighting Merasmus, the mercenaries of RED find themselves sent into a world of colorful ponies by the Bombinomicon. Horrified by the experience (except maybe Pyro who seems a bit too happy), the crew will discover what life here is without getting to shoot things with Sasha. Being dangerous, they must be watched both during the day and night, although, how are they to watch Spy? Maybe Engineer can help them with their technology...nah.
No one knows what will happen to them while they're here, but the crew need to get back to their own world. How else are they supposed to get paid? I mean, really. They're fighting a wizard and they don't get anything for their efforts? Come on.
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Wow, this is a wtf episode for sure.
I knew what it was immediately when I saw the title. I'll add this to the read later list xD
5838714 WOOOO! Woooo. Wooooo...
0/10 Pony is OP, Bonus Ducks too confusing for new players, no conga
...I'm kidding, of course. Amusing hijinks, dumb fun, and good grammar are a rare mix. I found it to be an enjoyable read.
Cream Gravy!/10
5845601 Dangit! I forgot the Conga!
5845601 Well, I've had two years to perfect the art.
5847751 Also forgotten:
5850764 Should've also done this, too:
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Perfect
A great Pony Fortress 2
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5969427 Brush Heavy's hair. BRUSH IT!
5969734 It was a nice contrast to the normal depiction of the mercenaries with the Mane 6, although I would've liked reading that kind of thing just as much
5970033 What's the normal depiction?
5970043 What usually happens (mostly SFM artwork). Mercenaries (usually RED) hanging with the Mane 6. That's all. You'll find alot of that on Derpibooru under the team fortress 2 tag
5970185 I was actually going to have them do the same things here but with the Mane6, with Pyro somehow chasing after Rainbow Dash no matter how fast she went. Then I thought that everyone always uses the same thing and I wanted to change a little.
Sorry for the late response. Time's been slippin through my fingernails. Anyawqay, Imma get me bazooka for this oneimg11.deviantart.net/c8f8/i/2009/250/0/a/bazooka_by_gazzit.jpg
Watch out for the Loch Ness monster! He's gonna try to borrow you and never give you back. That cheapskate!
Whacha say 'bout my homie? Don't be ackin all fresh like or homeboy 'ere's gnna have to bust a cap in your motherbuckin' flank son!
That sounds like a scary line of liney scariness.
It was either Psycho or a sparkling midget named Abobo who lives under my pillow and steals my acid trips. My money's on the midget.
It was probably the Hobgoblins again. Those twits are an annoying bunch of buggers I can tell ya that.
Demoman you be drunk as buccckkk!
i think the PC term this week is gasprafled, but check back next week for further information (those darn hippies can never decide since decision are restrictive don't ya know)
Yay! It's Heavy! Let's mess this shlizz up motherbucker!!!!
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This is why I love this guy! OH SNAP MERASMUS JUST GOT SERVED A DOUBLE PLADDER OF VERBAL WHOOPASS!
Tremble at the sight of Merasmus and his fearsome sleeping soldiers. Bwahahahhahaha
Oh Bombinowhatchumajigga. You're allright in my book
Thanks for making me rem,ember and rewatch all of the videos related to that meme lol
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Oh so he has techincoloromadeupaphobia huh?
Can he? Please, sir. I promise I'll be good.
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Let me try one: "The nobles were scattered like skittles jumping off rainbows that produced them". You 'now what Im sayan dawg? *ahem* Geez , tough crowd.
The Communist Horse Legion? Let me say that one more time: The COMMUNIST HORSE LEGION! I don't think I have heard of something so bizzarely hilarious and so absurd at the same time. Bravo my glimmering fiend!
This is so meta that I can't even understand what FOR.
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Or should I say Phrench.
The less you know about that reference the better 
I can see that you like cold weather Luna. Because that comment was ICE COLD. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Snipa's got mad skillz bro
Idea for a new fic: Starlight Glimmer and Soldier stuck in a room. And GO!
Oh Celestia, you ol' drama queen you.
Another snappy slash? You're spoiling me
should you tell him or should I? *let him live in his delusions* okay!
Oh this gonna be good! I am in love with this fic thus far.
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Look ma! Smart joke!
Quite the accurate representation of the pharmaceutical company if I may say so myself
Just make sure you DISINSECT them first. Ha? *crickets chirp* OH shut yer trap ya bungaloo
Or act. Either way that joke was PITCH perfect. wink wink nudge nudge
Did Chrissy just turn into Kyle's mom?
I knew they were good, but this is ridoncoulus
You keep your hands off of her. She is Asterisk guy's *hey no wait don't chuck mke into the fire like that!* Shut up Asterisk guy. i read your diary (hahahah is this true. Does Asterisky have a crush on a white pony. Ohhhh this is priceless) *That+s it! I quit!* Oh come back we're just joshing ya (yeah ragequit is such a turnoff. Pffttt hahaha)
And with that weird plot twist I think I will end my comment. This was AMAZINGLY AWESOMELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again you have earned your place amongst the crossover greats. You played off the cartoony over-the-top violence of TF2 perfectly with the Equestrian world. Every character kept their awesome uniqueness and it was just glorious. Perfectly splendedly awesome and hilarious my friend!
6141193 I missed the conga jokes I could've used.
6141216 Well no crying over spilled milk! Or crumbled SANDWICH!