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Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.


This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is Replaced by Donald Trump

When Tirek threatens to destroy Equestria, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are left with no choice but to bring back the one man who can save them.

President Donald J. Trump.

Can the God-Emperor of the United States save Equestria once more? Or will he fall to the globalist might of Tartarus?

Pre-read by Sollace and King of Madness.

Edited by James Fire and Level Dasher.

A satirical piece.

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Comments ( 40 )

Cue shit storm in the comments

I still can't tell who his replacement was
someone halp meh.

8714022 Prince Rutherford.

Who replaced Trump? Sounds like a random Yak. Hilarious. I love these trump in equestria stories. So insane. :pinkiecrazy:

I'm not going to downvote because it made me chuckle for the first minute, but it's so repetitive.

8714045 Hm. Repetition is not something I expected, but I am thrilled that you at least laughed! Send Tirek after him, guys.

And this is why we can't have nice things.

Wow, exactly a 50/50 split

This is absolutely hysterical! Damn good work Vertigo!

8714072 I must dislike to maintain this balance.

8714087 You monster. How could you?

“Is there a reason we have ‘Little Rocket Man’ picking his teeth with the Washington Monument?”

You aren't...

“He cannot, by any means, destroy the whole world. My button, as I’ve made very clear, is much bigger, much more powerful, actually works, and I have that really awesome space laser that can destroy anything and everything that’s ever existed, ever.”


“Now watch as I anger the tens of people who still watch CNN.”


A large wall fell from the sky, landing atop Tirek’s head and crushing it into thousands of little pieces.

Really? Really.

I don't even know what to say about... This.
Whatever "this" is.

You know, when you think about it... Tirek wasn't so bad.

8714095 A tremendous work of art.

8714093 Because they who tip the scales will spill destruction onto the empire. They must be kept level to avert such a calamity.

Though I wasn't certain at the time, I'll have to admit this probably is the strangest fic I've ever edited. But damn, did it make me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

I found some things I missed, though. I'll PM them to you in a little while.

8714074 Why thank you!

8714088 #FreeKekistan

8714097 Or was he worse? :pinkiegasp:

8714047 Hm. I dunno.

8714072 What if it was fiddy-fiddy?

praise the fucking emperor 11/10

Only through balance can disaster be avoided.

I agree. This kind of thing warrants the random tag.

Given the choice, I'd vote Tirek.

After going through it again, I do agree that the [Random] tag should be there.

"The tens of people"
Oh damn.

8714244 I originally had it as "the thousands of people", but I figured that Trump wouldn't pass up a chance to take a stab at CNN. Besides, it's funnier this way. :derpytongue2:

Even if it's still too damn high in my eyes. :raritywink:

Well, it's not like Rutherford is wrong.

"Y-You see? This is a proper trollfic." I point it out to nobody

8714322 I can't quite tell if you enjoyed it or not. Regardless, thank you for reading! :twilightsmile:

*sees cover art*

I think your next story should be Luna is replaced by Mike Pence.

Amazing!!! Good job. This is satire done right!

Wow, this fic is going to be yuge, believe me. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

Send him back to Tartarus, build a wall around it and make the demons pay for it!:pinkiehappy:

Say what you will about this fic, but it's probably better than the actual Fire and Fury book.

8715395 That shouldn't be hard to top. :raritywink:

Man, this was a fun read. I liked all of the ways that you incorporated Trump's personalities, and how ridiculous and over-the-top you made it. It was downright hilarious, and I think I'll add this to my favorites box.

I believe Trump is more powerful than the Elements of Harmony combined, :rainbowlaugh:

This is amazing! I need more Trump adventures now!

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