Equestrian Fanfiction

by Lise


Living Self-Insert

Hey, girls.

Sorry for the maintenance yesterday. I have no idea hey I mixed up the dates. It was supposed to be next week :/

Anyway, I thought I’d open with some good news (on many levels :))

I’ve heard from TechNightling and he’s doing fine. (Yay!) he’s still not up to get back in things, but he has personally assured me that he’s no quitter and he’ll be back to ensure that the “rules are actually followed” :P

So until then feel free to mess about (just not too much).

Also, I’ve got PMs from Nightlings all over Equestria and they are doing fine :) (well, they still need dragons to unfreeze the ice, but they are physically well and going on with things).

As Lyra likes to say “let’s all do this together!”

HopHop

Yeah! That stupid jerk can’t hide forever! When I get him I’ll buck him like a rockslide!

AwesomePony

@AwesomePony: Oh my... I never knew that was your fetish. And all this time I thought you were such a respectable pony.

Brush

Huh?! No! No way! I’m not!

AwesomePony

Argh! I mean I am! I’m very respectable! Like the most awesomely respectable there is! I just love bucking!

AwesomePony

I mean I don’t like bucking! I mean I do, but not that type of bucking!

AwesomePony

Shut up! :/

AwesomePony

AwesomePony’s blushing!

CEOWitch

Yep, she defo is.

Fleetfoot

Aww... she yelled “you girls *yay*” and stormed off :P

Sometimes I honestly want Danny to appear as we’re on patrol and watch AwesomePony crash into the nearest cloud.

CEOWitch

Nah, Crash won’t hit a cloud. The cloud will melt of her blushing before she gets close.

Fleetfoot

You two are horrible! Karl x LightSparkle, Danny x AwesomePony... I ship it so hard! I’ll actually draw a comic about it! (Don’t worry, I’ll keep it mostly slap free... mostly.)

Oh, and a bit announcement on my part. I’ll be doing free commissions for the foreseeable future. Only thing is I’ll have five slots per week, so first come first serve.

PaintDrop

First!

RRBB

@RRBB: I was expecting that. Okay you get first... as usual, and I have no doubt what you’ll want me to draw.

And just so as not to go into spamming territory, please PM me, the rest of you :) I’ll let you know if you get a slot.

PaintDrop

Hey, girls, I’m fine. Wow it sure got tense there for a moment...

EverSpike

@EverSpike: What happened? Are you okay? :(

SweetStuff

He started with that, you idiot! :P

But yeah, what happened?

YouKnowWho

Well... now don’t freak out, but I was in Fillydelphia, when the Windigo attacked. Thing is, he started freezing everything, brought a huge storm and all, then—and I’m not making this up—saw me and stopped.

Seriously! He just looked at me and stopped! Then stopped the storm and flew off!

EverSpike

Yeah, right! :/ And I’m an alicorn.

MightyDragon

Seriously! Like, no joke!

I’m not the only one who see it! There’ll link an entire city here around me! And they all saw it!

Hmm maybe I’m like you know special?

EverSpike

@EverSpike: yeah. I’m sure :/ You were secretly born on Earth but moved here as an egg, where the ruling Princess adopted you and used you to determine who the next Element of Harmony would be. Following that, you became best friends with all Elements of Harmony, both Princesses... no, all four Princesses, plus a dragon lord, a changeling king, and...

O!M!G! Spike, you’re a living self insert!

RRBB

Har har :/

Just saying as it happened. And I’m pretty tight with Discord as well, by the way.

EverSpike

@EverSpike: I’m so glad you're safe and alright! Are there any Wonderbolts there that can help you?

@all: this is no joke? And while I’m glad we can all laugh in the face of danger, as we always do, this did happen.

InItForTheShipping

Umm, he’s fine. I’m there and the little guy is all okay. Fixing one of the frozen houses... well we might have to rebuild that. I used a bit too much force... O:) Nopony got hurt!

Lurkling

Go EverSpike!

I saw EverSpike and DaBoss join forces and form a unit to defeat the Windigo!

Joking aside, DaBoss is a wiz with lightning clouds, and Spike is obviously protected from the Windigo’s wrath...

MightyDragon

Somepony really must write all that stuff! I mean, those are stories waiting to happen. Spike being from another world sounds so crazy it might be true. Things don’t make sense once per year anyway, right?

YouKnowWho

I wonder... does AwesomePony sleep with Danny plushies in bed? I know she has Daring Do merch, but *yay*! I can totally see that. Won’t be surprised if she has a full room of those. In full size even!

...how tall was a human again? The size seems to vary in the various fics I’ve read. ;/

Feather

@Feather: if MixaMax were here she’d tell you that not only was this discussed ad Infinitum, but also there were direct references in MCE.

And yes, I totally see AwesomePony doing that. She probably even has a full-size human plushie hidden away... or two. You never know with her, because she’s so awesome :P

RRBB

Hey! Ember’s hear! You all get a big hi from her!

Edit: Ember slapped me... really hard. And it really hurts. Right now I wish the Windigo had frozen me. Would have hurt far less.

EverSpike

Spike, what you did was extremely brave, but you shouldn’t play with fire, or ice in this case, like that. We all like you, and don’t doubt you want to do the right thing, but please take care of yourself more.

I'm glad that everything went well, not only for you, but the entire city. In future, please let twilight know where you are going? She’s hyperventilating on the floor right now... has been ever since she read what happened to you.

Celestia

Hey, I said I was sorry :/

Anyway I’ll be heading back to Ponyville with Ember. (I hope I survive the trip)

EverSpike