Equestrian Fanfiction

by Lise


Bunny Madness

Will anypony be seeing Brush today? I tried PMing her, but she didn't respond and I urgently need to speak with her about something.

MasterOfThisAstra

@MasterOfThisAstra: Don't start looking for any sympathy, buddy. >:| Just because you're a stallion is no excuse for playing innocent. What did you expect after you dumped her?

And no, even if I were going to see her I'd make a point not telling her about you!

RRBB

For your information we have settled things between us. The reason I want to talk to her is because her bunny somehow appeared in my dorm and I know how worried she is when any of her animals go missing. Could anypony at least tell her that?

MasterOfThisAstra

Wtb?! Seriously?

RRBB

@MasterOfThisAstra: You can't be serious. I saw Angel before school this morning. Even if he could hop on a train to the Crystal Empire there's no way he would make it on time. Are you sure it's him? White bunnies aren't exactly rare.

PaintDrop

Trust me. I've seen him glare at me long enough to know it's him. And that's why I need to get in touch with Brush.

MasterOfThisAstra

Hold on! You're suggesting that the bunny just popped out of thin air? That's highly unlikely. A teleportation spell of such magnitude is impossible for anypony short of a top level unicorn mage and there are none irresponsible enough to attempt anything of the sort.

@TrueSparkle: Right?

DarkSparkle

@DarkSparkle: Don't look at me. I'm still with my mother :/ (Yes, Mom, I know you can read this, so maybe you'll stop freaking out my boyfriend? It's difficult enough explaining things to my friends.)

LightSparkle

@DarkSparkle: All I know is that he appeared stuck under a giant hammer. And before you ask I have no idea where that came from either,

Don't worry, he's okay. My girlfriend thought he was cute so is pampering him. The bunny is still glaring at me, though.

MasterOfThisAstra

@DarkSparkle: heh, heh. Funny thing that. :) I didn't teleport him, though I can zap there and bring him back. He's so adorable. :)

TrueSparkle

@TrueSparkle: What. Did. You. Do?!?

DarkSparkle

@DarkSparkle: I might maybe have teleported the hammer there? I didn't think Angel might be there! Honest! It was just a stupid dare and it happened hours ago. @Grumpy, thanks a lot! :/

We just started a discussion on the limits of teleportation, so I tried to explain that the limits are I finite as long as there is enough energy involved. The thing is, then, how do you determine how much energy does a unicorn have? Once simple teleportation is mastered the the energy requirement isn't that large. Anyway, I might have teleported a few things here and there as proof. Grumpy asked me to teleport a hammer in front of Spike's statue in the Crystal Empire.

Thinking about it, it might just as well have been a cushion.

TrueSparkle

When I get back from the conference we're going to have words, @TrueSparkle! Teleporting ha mere throughout Equestria isn't something that should be done! Not now, not ever!

DarkSparkle

Sorry :(

TrueSparkle

@SweetStuff: Can you teleport hammers? O:)

ForceFeedback

@MasterOfThisAstra: Are you really sure that it's Angel? :/ There's an easy way to prove it, you know. Just share a photo of him and today's paper or something. Shouldn't be a problem, unless this is all a ruse to try and get back with Brush.

RRBB

@RRBB: You're being petty.

PaintDrop

@PaintDrop: I'm serious! Your brother goes silent for weeks, now suddenly he wants to talk to Brush because Angel happened to appear in his dorm? Oh, and let's not forget the casual mention of marefriend (for those not paying attention.)

It's definitely a great pickup line. 10/10! But that's all it is. Angel isn't there, there's no marefriend or anything, just an attempt to get Brush to pay attention to him again!

RRBB

It's iffy, but I don't think it's an attempt to get back with Brush. @MasterOfThisAstra, I'll tell her when I see her.

CEOWitch

Yessss!!! Double date party! :)))

PPI

It's no joke. I saw the critter myself. As for Mota's personal life, that's his business! Regardless of what may or may not have happened, nopony other than Brush and Mota have any right to discuss or speculate about it!

And yes, I am fully aware this place is often used as drama central, but I won't let anypony talk down on my friends like that! Do you honestly imagine it was easy? Do you think stallions enjoy dumping mares? We don't wake up one day and say to ourselves "gee, I think I'll dump a mare today then go on a trot through town"!

What happened is regrettable and painful for BOTH parties involved (as a friend to all involved I could guarantee it) and this is no reason to disregard everything Mota says!

Brush's bunny is here. Fact!

There's no way to get in touch with Brush. Fact!

So please stop with the accusations, okay?

Jade

@Jade: Don't fluff your wings up! :/ Even you must see how absurd it sounds! Bunnies don't just start falling from the sky thousands of miles away! And for the record Mota dumped Brush, not the other way around!

RRBB

@all: Nightlings, please. Since this is a sensitive topic, I'm sure you didn't meant what you said and will move away from it right now, okay?

Let's just focus on the bunny. @MasterOfThisAstra: I've no idea where Brush is right now, but I think I saw her with AwesomePony this morning. I'm sure there are a ton of PMs in her scrollbox, so she'll get back to you. And just to be on the safe side, I'll pass by her cottage after work.

Is Angel alright? Squished by a hammer sounds pretty serious to me.

LyraHands

@LyraHands: He's fine. He was more stuck than harmed. And the way he's been treated I doubt he'll have any complaints.

Just please tell Brush, okay?

MasterOfThisAstra

@MasterOfThisAstra: I will. You, take care.

LyraHands

@MasterOfThisAstra: You could write from time, without there being an emergency, you know. :/

@RRBB: And before talking about other's pets, maybe pay some attention to your own? Pixel has been refusing food all day today. Even the buries he usually loves.

PaintDrop

@PaintDrop: I know. I'll be taking him to the vet tomorrow. And I still think the bunny appearing out of nowhere thing is absurd!

RRBB

Girls, don't worry. Seriously, I'll go get him right now. :)

TrueSparkle

There! Done! And mare, was he getting pampered :P Anyway he's "safe and sound" now sleeping on my back like the adorable thing he is :)

TrueSparkle

I think I'll just scrap the rule for not posting personal drama. It's not like anyone is following it anyway.

The TechNightling

Sorry, Tech. :(

I'm locking the thread.

LyraHands