//------------------------------// // Anatomically Incorrect // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// @LightSparkle: okay, posting here instead of General so that TechNightling doesn't get his mane in a twist. What the hay, Light? Where in Equestria should the teats be? I know that ponies here like poking fun at me (and hey, when it's in good humor, why not?) but that's stupid! I've read enough MC fics, both on and off the site, to know how things should be, so I won't fall for your pranks! AwesomePony Please tell me you're not starting this discussion… Jade I'll get the popcorn! @GriffinGirlfriend, @DarkSparkle, check it out! :D Feather @AwesomePony: Wait, what? We're talking teats? How did that happen? @Twist: since when did DDD become erotica? Actually, hold on! Does that mean that Danny and Matilda a thing? Unless AwesomePony pulled a one night stand, that's got to be it. Spill the details now! :D RRBB @AwesomePony: sadly, what you've read is completely incorrect. I tried to comment about it in a few places, but my comments weren't well received :/ That's a common problem when describing humans. Ponies assume that certain well known feature will simply look well on ponies as well, while in effect they won't. That includes organs, behavior (as mentioned in previous post), strength, sleep cycles, diets. And a whole lot of things. Did you know that humans could consume a tenth of the sugar we do? Any more and they will get sick. It's a fact! DarkSparkle Did you know that humans can only drink 5% of the alcohol we are used to before getting drunk? The cider that even foals enjoy could knock out a fully grown man after two bottles. However, humans have significantly highly endurance allowing them to walk three times the strongest pony before getting tired. Speculator7 @Speculator7: yeah, yeah, and they are terrible at foreplay. @AwesomePony: I was hoping not to humiliate you. But if you so insist here we go. To put it briefly, all the stories (even published) in which humans are described as having teats between the hind legs are completely false. You really should trot to a library sometime and check this out. @RRBB: it's a minor thing for now. There's a description of a statue in Chapter 9 (right after they hear the rumor of the dead god) which is naked and makes Danny blush. Not a big deal, but knowing AwesomePony, we're steadily heading into slap territory. LightSparkle @DarkSparkle, @LightSparkle: Well, you're wrong! There's no other place they could be. If you're so smart tell me one creature, just ONE that has teats there! I dare you! AwesomePony I'm actually with AwesomePony on this one. The alternative location just seems too weird. Like almost cringeworthy! On another note, the more important question we should ask ourselves (that is, If we were going into detail about that sort of thing) is does it really matter? I mean from an aesthetic point of view having them anywhere else is weird (unless you are a mythology geek). I'm not saying I would want all humans to have tails, but some creative freedom is a good thing. MixaMax @MixaMax: I'm taking a web grab of this and showing it to Short :) Too good! :))) RRBB Sis, really? I hoped you don't read such stories. :/ Short&Hoofy @Short&Hoofy: Don't worry, kid. I’m sure she reads it for the plot :) Feather @Feather: that was the most horrible pun in existence! Still made me giggle, though :) @AwesomePony: centaurs for one. DarkSparkle Yeah. Because centaur-mare would know these things <.< AwesomePony Actually, minotaurs as well. I based my human descriptions on that. I never gave it too much, thought to be honest. When describing an erotic scene, I just try to write sensually and focus on the emotional side of things. Brush @AwesomePony: Do you really want to do this all day? Now that I finally got enough sleep, I’m game. LightSparkle Okay, smart alice! Where do you think they should be? Or do you suggest they don't exist at all? That would be a laugh! AwesomePony @AwesomePony: on the chest between the arms, actually. And if you have been paying attention while reading MC, you'd have noticed that there's never a case of a topless woman. Whoever it is she's always described wearing a shirt, Having a towel covering her chest, or with her back to the main character. I almost want for the comic to come out so I can show it to you and laugh in your face. (Not that it would happen.) Oh, and men have them too, just smaller. LightSparkle @LightSparkle: stop giving ponies ideas! Everypony, I'm NOT going to draw any of those! *winces* PaintDrop @PaintDrop: Hey! You're okay! Was going to see you after school. When are they letting you out? RRBB @LightSparkle: beahahaha! Seriously? On the chest? That's idiotic! And why the hay should men have them as well? If you're making things up, at least make them believable! I think I'll keep to what I've been doing, if somepony wants to go weird, go ahead. (Not you, Brush. I like your stuff. Just a bit angry you never told me about it before :/) AwesomePony @RRBB: from hospital—later today. From home? Never. :( My parents are freaked out again for no reason. Will take me a while to talk some sense into them. By the way, weren't you punished or something? Last I heard you were not supposed to be on the aethernet or see Short&Hoofy. PaintDrop @PaintDrop: Yep, still am. That's why I'm using Short’s hoofheld to post ;) RRBB Hmm, what if it's a combination of both? They could have teats along the chest from the legs to the arms? TrueSparkle I just vomited… PaintDrop @TrueSparkle: That was golden! Can I quote you? And by that I mean I will :D Feather @TrueSparkle: Didn't see that coming. After everything we've been through you put that image in my head? You're one evil mare, you know that? :) LightSparkle I suppose technically it's possible. There's nothing that describes that not being the case, although the sources did focus on the pair on the upper chest. Give me a while, I'll research that further and let you know what I found! DarkSparkle I suddenly regret starting this topic. Is it too late to forget all this ever happened? AwesomePony @AwesomePony: Not a chance! ;P Feather