@all: Umm, girls, sorry about this, but something urgent came up so I'll need your help to welcome LightSparkle while I'm gone. Don't worry it isn't anything serious, but I just have to go.
I’ll be in the Crystal Empire by evening.
See you there!
DarkSparkle
@DarkSparkle: I and Spike will be here, so don't worry. Do what you have to do. (If you ditched us to go on a date I'll be pissed, even if impressed. :))
TrueSparkle
@TrueSparkle: If it really is a date I'll forgive her. Knowing sark, though, it’s another urgent something or other :/ Probably a royal silverware inspection.
Still, I'm very excited to see you all, and have brought literally a ton of human clothes. (That's literally, not figuratively!)
LightSparkle
@LightSparkle: I and CEOWitch will be there to meet you. He especially took a day off for that :D I still can't believe you're coming! When will you be here exactly?
Brush
@LightSparkle: you okay if I meet you there? I might be a bit busy before the event O:)
Simile
Ooooh! My boss is here! I'll grab Short&Hoofy and be right there to see you :) Only question I gave is “where is there?” Train station? Are you flying in? Balloon flight?
Rrbb
Brush: the things I do for you… well, you're definitely worth it. Besides, Fleet would have kicked me out anyway. We have a new recruit she's been fancying, so that's a thing. Poor kid wouldn't know what hit him. :) (also, I never figured her going for thicc stallions. Everypony I know seems so obsessed with the delicate sort.)
CEOWitch
@CEOWitch: You know Blueblood will go berserk if he hears you. :P Also, I think he's fine. Jury’s out whether he manages to survive long enough. ;)
@LightSparkle: Let me know if you need anything special. Your mom gave me a list of your allergies, favorite foods, and everything else you could think of. Was quite sweet actually :)
Luna
Inb4 LightSparkle cancels her visit.
Luna, any chance You could bring some chocolate pineapple mousse? I really could use some. Also, I'll be a bit busy with Simile before CrystalCon.
TheRealLuna
@TheRealLuna: I will end you!
Simile
I won't ;)
ColdLight
Okay, hangs of plans! I'll be there to greet you and spend ten day before I go off. :) Sorry everypony. Things have been very crazy lately. I am both excited and driven insane by all this. Huge thank you to all the volunteers, the ponies supporting me as well as Bob and my close friends always who are always there for me.
Edit: by you, I mean LightSparkle O:)
LyraHands
Better be careful, all. Light is a colt magnet. Seriously, there will be stallions fainting on the streets! Kidding aside, please be nice to her, okay? It's been awhile since she's been among crowds and there are certain things that… well nevermind. She can take care of herself anyway :)
Simile
@LightSparkle: Umm, I made you a little something as thanks. I really hope it matches your coat and mane. :)
Candle
Of course, silly! I've been preparing sweets for days just for this occasion! (I also made your favorite ;))
PPI
Guess who has been tasked by her fat sister to greet LightSparkle and take her to the boutique. :/ I’ll give you a hint. It's not the said fat sister. Honestly can't she make up her mind? Last time it was that she'd greet her, now it's me.
LightSparkle <3 Sorry for being a grump, but I sorta had changed my plans twice to accommodate my sis and neon this is a third time. ForceFeedback and I will be there to get you.
SweetStuff
Okay, everypony! LightSparkle is at the castle! And mare, did she bring a lot of clothes. Seriously, we've been spending the last five minutes going through all the stuff and laughing our heads off. Some of the things you won't believe!
TrueSparkle
Wow? Ten minutes early. We’re on our way!
Brush
@Brush: Teleporting has its advantages. :P
They weren't kidding about yeh clothes. LightSparkle gave me five sets of human gloves of various colors. Plus one of the socks with fingers. They are so cute! I'm so sad I could never get to wear these :( If I tried I'd rip it to pieces.
Also, don't tell anyopony, but LightSparkle is gorgeous! (Don't worry, @Bob. When you see her you'll know what I mean.)
LyraHands
And suddenly it's revealed that LightSparkle has been a stallion all along :P Actually the more I think about it, the more it might be true. That would be a new twist (as well as the most devious conspiracy on the site).
Guess I'll know in a few minutes.
Edit: yes, I can type while flying! Can't everypony?
CEOWitch
Pfft. I like squishy better :P
@LightSparkle: sorry, you're just too old. If you were ten years younger, maybe…
Edit: Short&Hoofy just kicked me. Guess she has part of Max’s violent streak after all… I love! Heh heh heh O:)
RRBB
Girls, seriously. I'm not the only firemane. Anyway, come get your socks! Once I rest a bit from my trip I’m treating everypony to whatever is best here :) PPI, do you have anything you could recommend?
Edit: Never mind :)
LightSparkle
Oh my stars! Human underwater!
No, I will not stop writing! It's hilarious! I'm getting a few of those! Like they are totally absurd! :D
Edit: inb4 every Nightling in Ponyville comes rushing to the castle :P
RRBB
There is no underwater -.-
LyraHands
Or isn't there? Hmm? Only way to find out is to come and check :)
Also, I have a jacket that may or may not have been worn by Danny! :D
LightSparkle
Well. I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so! LightSparkle is a stallion. (I can already hear the sound thousands of mares galloping to Twilight's castle.
CEOWitch
There's aren't thousands of mares in Ponyville, Boopynose :)
Brush
Or aren't there?
LyraHands