//------------------------------// // TheRealLuna - Revelation // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Okay, it’s that time. After doing an AMA and replying to many PMs I’m going to make history by revealing who I really am! DRAMATIC MUSIC Before that let me hear your theories :P Who am I? TheRealLuna Very well, I might as well go ahead and say it… MOM! Yes, I think you’re Princess Celestia trolling us all along! Let’s not forget that you’ve technically been to the first meet-up (when I couldn’t join) so that would count as being a convention. Also, the fact that I can’t backtrace your connection means a thing or two. There’s just one thing I’m not sure… when you started trolling Luna, did you think she was auntie, or did you troll her because you know she was someone else? LightSparkle @LightSparkle: Argh! You picked my choice! And I had come up with such a perfect explanation too! Well, in that case I’ll go to my second choice: Thorax! We can never be sure you haven’t been to a convention because you can be anypony. Also, you like O&O too much to stay away from something as great as MC. Actually, that gives me a great idea! @SaltyHuman, @number1: What do you say about making a MC based O&O system? Hear me out! Ponies play as humans! Yes, there are no other characters at all! Everyone is human, we get to infiltrate corporations, search for evegems, help the grand9… Why didn’t I think of this before?! MightyDragon Good theories so far, but both are completely wrong. Let’s go through what we know: Clearly a trickster, has MULTIPLE accounts, has been to at least one convention, plus in a whole lot of cities. It’s obviously PPI’s alter ego. Honestly, I can’t believe anypony didn’t spot this earlier. Did you even notice how PPI is far more quiet when TRL is posting? Well I have and it made me rethink things until I came to the obvious conclusion: they are ne and the same. Besides, we all know how terrible PPI is at keeping secrets. I mean, she does a good job at keeping them if she promises, but she can’t help herself from sharing them otherwise. RRBB I reckon it’s Big Mac! WaterBottle @WaterBottle: Watch your mouth! Big Mac doesn’t even have an account! JustAHuman @JustAHuman: Well I “didn’t” either :/ And neither did you! If we can “not” have accounts what’s keeping big brother from not having one? WaterBottle Pfft! It’s obviously @EverSpike. Just think about it. He’s present at every reading, he’s been all over Equestria. And let’s not forget that no one has seen him and TheRealLuna at the same place! Edit: By that I mean he’s always been somewhere alone and out of sight when TRL has posted. Very suspicious if you ask me… o.O TrueSparkle I find this whole thing pointless. Obviously, TheRealLuna will reveal themselves at some point, why engage in speculation when we’ll see who it is anyway? DarkSparkle @TrueSparkle: What the hay?! Well, I say it’s you! You’re a unicorn that’s good at magic and stuff. So there! EverSpike Won’t it be funny if It turns out TheRealLuna is Cap? :P I think you are Blue. It’s the sort of thing you’d do just for the fun of it. I know you enjoy being the center of attention, plus only you could pull off such a mean joke. Well, maybe not the only one, but you get my drift. CEOWitch Do any of you girls think it might be Rarity? I mean SweetStuff goes on about her sister being Grace, but what if she’s actually TRL? I know I don’t have proof yet, but I have this feeling... I mean it’s not crazy, right? There’s no way this could be Chrysalis... Is there any way this could be Chrysalis?! YouKnowWho Paranoid chicken strikes again :/ Don’t worry, you’re safe. They won’t steal your hooves while you sleep, rainbows aren’t made from the dreams of foals, and there’s no hidden tunnel between Canterlot and the Crystal Empire. RRBB It is amusing that anypony can think that’s me. Clearly it’s somepony else, and while I wouldn’t discount my sister yet, I rather think it’s Discord. This wouldn’t be the first time he tried to impersonate me, and he always finds it amusing to play tricks on others. Edit: Yes, definitely NOT him! ColdLight @ColdLight: Sorry, but it’s not. It’s laughably easy to trace back all his accounts. Lately he’s most active as SupremeHumanOverlord. (He posted it publicly in several comments, so I’m not breaking any rules.) LightSparkle @TheRealLuna: I knew this day would come...Boss! I knew it was you all along! Laughing when a silly post was made, always busy when three particular stories updated, letting me go early on two occasions when Jade complained about it on the site? Admit it! You’re Mayor Mare! MixaMax @TheRealLuna: Quick question, what do you say we all go to the Crystal Empire? I’ll be visiting BlueEyes and he’ll be very glad to see you once you do the big reveal. Oh, and your things arrived. Both of them. I’ve packed them away safely :) DaBoss Are you Eric? Please say you’re Eric! That would be so cool! PrinceEric Okay. HopHop has licked the thread. Nice try everyone! Right or wrong now is the time of the reveal. My promise stands, of course. It will go to the pony who managed to guess my identity. (Bob doesn’t count! She cheats!) Behold the being behind the mask: EverSpike & TrueSparkle Yep it’s true! This was a shared account we made after Spike saw Luna make her account. It was all a joke at first, even if I (True) got sucked in the world of MC. (Spike was pretty much always into that, even if he found the old ones childish.) We took turns posting so no one could figure out the pattern, and I made sure the aether signature couldn’t be tracked back to either of us. Sorry about “killing” TheRealLuna, but we discussed it and we prefer to continue posting as ourselves. Yes, even Spike, who’s been doing a great job denying his interest so far ;) The promised poem goes to DaBoss, who figured it out months ago. This will be TRL’s last post. Thank you for the fun! TheRealLuna