//------------------------------// // Chaos Filly Panic PMs // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Hey! Wake up! Need to ask you something! (And just to let you know I’m STILL editing your terrible *yay* so don’t think of ignoring me!) RRBB Why, if it isn’t my favorite mother to be. How are you? How are the little ones? I hear that your daughter has quite the mind of her own. Why, some say that they say you in two cities at pretty much the same time, I wonder how that might have happened O:) How is EndlessHearts? I haven’t seen any new stories from her lately. Is she alright? Maybe a slightly unforgiving? After all, who could blame her..l after what you did. But let’s not get carried away. We’re both extremely busy individuals, as you certainly know. Me more than you, of course. How may I help you today? SupremeHumanOverlord Yeah, right. Busy. Remember I signed a contract with Octavia, and have a good idea of all the things you’re not doing on a daily basis! And also, my daughter is fine. We’re established soMe ground rules so random teleporting is no longer a thing. Now, how exactly does birth occurs? RRBB Don’t they teach you anything in school? Why, I’ll be certain to send MY children to a proper educational facility which won’t waste time with useless subjects as history and literature and math (which is completely false, I’ll let you know!) SupremeHumanOverlord Are you doing this on purpose? :/ I bet you are! I know this is beyond your ability, but try to focus for a few minutes! I went to see Squishy in the dreamscape and she has a huge stomach. From what Luna said, this is normal for dream foals, and the pregnancy is likely to last for a full year. Now I e been carefully examining myself and... nothing! I mean I know I have a daughter (we argue every day, and most nights), but when and how will I give birth to her? Is there anything you forgot to tell me? :/ RRBB Ooooh. Worried after fearing what Lyra is going through? You didn’t seriously think that the magic thingee that she went through in the Crystal Empire was all, did you? Giving birth to magic is far more complicated than ponies think, especially when it’s twins. (Lucky you have just one Chaos Filly inside of you :)) SupremeHumanOverlord Your fics updates are in my hooves. So I ask you again. What, when, how? RRBB Fine :I You’re no fun! It’s all very simple, really. We chaos beings get bored easily, it’s our curse in life. Your filly is just bored of being in you so she’s accelerated the process. Unless I’m mistaken she’ll pop out between a month and three. More likely one. Now, since she’s (unfortunately) significantly parts pony, you’ll have to teach her to get used to reality, you know, how to eat boring food, drink boring water, all that... oh, and I expect you craving for glass will vanish as well. Although who knows? Maybe you’ll get lucky and it won’t. SupremeHumanOverlord What the *yay*?!? RRBB Oops, sorry. Wrong question. *ahem* The reason that there aren’t any signs of pregnancy is because you are pregnant in a whole different dimension. Don’t worry, though, once she gets completely bored with your pregnancy, your filly will tear a hole into this really and pop out. Quite literally. A shame for a fully functional pocket dimension, I must say, but that’s what happens when you’re a pony. SupremeHumanOverlord What the *yay*?!?!?! RRBB Wrong question again? Hmm. Oh, don’t worry. I think she should be still able to talk to you telepathically... for a few months after birth, at least. You’ll have to be quick and teach her reading and writing (and the other boring things you do) before the chaos completely fades from her. If your lucky your filly will keep mist of her’s and will still be able to do a trick or two. Oh, and I advice not taking her to Canterlot until she’s older. There are too many statues that might traumatize her poor innocent soul. SupremeHumanOverlord I’ll be a mother in a month?!? RRBB Weeeell... I guess you could negotiate with her to remain there longer. It sure what the point of it would be. I mean she’ll come out sooner or later, why not sooner? SupremeHumanOverlord I’m not married to Squishy yet! RRBB Pfft! Is that what you’re worried about? Don’t worry, she’ll be at the wedding. I know for a fact that everyone loves weddings. Well, unless you have one of those traditionally boring weddings. Tell you what, Vinyl owes me a favour or two. I’ll speak to her and get her to be at the wedding. Octavia will be there, of course, as would I :D Hmm, I wonder what I should wear... I don’t want to dazzle everyone else too much. I mean, I’m a married draconequus now... SupremeHumanOverlord Invite her?! The wedding isn’t planned till after two months! I wasn’t expecting for her to appear so soon! I love her, but two months... RRBB And you wonder why everyone finds you to be a pain in the *yay*? :/ There’s no pleasing some ponies... You wanted a filly, you got a filly and now you’re complaining you’ll get her fast enough? You better pay the post office a visit and tell them to delay all high priority express deliveries, because somepony might like to wait a bit longer. I’m shocked! Shocked, I say! SupremeHumanOverlord *yay* *yay* *yay*! What am I supposed to do? The venue has already been planned! I’ll never get everything ready in a month! We haven’t even chosen a motif for the invitations! RRBB Well, you better come up with something. I’m sure that PaintDrop will be overjoyed to help if you just asked her. Oh, and when you do, ask if she can do a cover art for my latest story. I mean the current one isn’t too bad, but I prefer to have a Paint original. Alternatively, you’ll have to bribe your daughter to remain in her pregnancy-dimension. SupremeHumanOverlord Hello? Helllloooo? SupremeHumanOverlord Well, good luck. And don’t forget the cover art, okay? Professional quality, at least! SupremeHumanOverlord