//------------------------------// // Fools, Contests, and Centaur Invasions // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// @PlayedPiece: you’re really silly, you know that? :P I just have to do a shoutout for Fool’s Day. Now, I’ve never liked troll fics or comedies. (I don’t hate them either, but they aren’t my thing.) This is the second story that just drags me in with its absurdity. (The first one was also by PlayedPiece, so check it out as well.) What’s this about? Apparently there’s this tradition on Earth, that on a certain day everyone is expected to lie. The Felina Corp, of course, decides to have a company meeting to celebrate the occasion, so invites a lot of important people, and lets its own employees bring family members or plus ones. So we have lots of weird people being invited: Cassandra invites Megan, Orpheus invites Bellucio (by accident), and since it’s Fool’s Day, Bellucio thinks it’s a gag and accepts. Meanwhile the rest of the grand9 think it’s a plot by Felina to kidnap Bellucio and sneak in as well. You simply must read it! It’s hilarious! RRBB Oh, I was about to post about that story! @RRBB, you monster! :P Yes, it’s really magnificent and I highly recommend you read it. I also agree that with the latest developments in MCE mist of tech stories created are adventure, mystery, and romance. Fluff and comedies are far rarer. Good ones are really something special. Oh, and on a much belated note... Dragon contest, yay! Although now I’m tempted to start a much needed comedy contest as well. *pouts* (no, I’m not doing a dragon comedy, and the first pony who suggests will get booed!) The rules are: 1) you have seven days 2) there must be dragons 3) it must be in the MC universe (duh) 4) please let it be under ten thousand words Winner gets a evening in the dragon lands (don’t worry, I’ve discussed this with DarkSparkle and it shouldn’t be a problem). :) Good luck, all! And read PlayedPiece’s story! LyraHands Will a story be penalized if it’s a comedy? Quarters Okay! This time I will! I really, really will! No more excuses! No delays! No procrastination! I’ll write a story and submit it to the contest! SweetStuff @SweetStuff: umm, I thought you were going to help me move my things to your Canterlot flat this week... ForceFeedback @ForceFeedback: no! I mean, yes, I’ll help you, of course, sillywings! I just... argh! I completely forgot :( Well, NEXT contest I’ll participate it for sure! SweetStuff @SweetStuff: don’t be ridiculous! Discord will help you move everything in an instant so you have time to write your story. :) Octavia @SweetStuff: We can help too, you know! YouKnowWho @PlayedPiece: hmm. Okay, so you can write as well. Actually, I’m not as upset as I thought I’d be. Mom seems to be okay with you, as is everyone else. Next thing I the other two might join as well, although that would be really awkward. @LyraHands: by the way, the fan base here wants to know if you’ll be sharing photos of your foals. (One of my friends has been crying nonstop each time it’s mentioned that you are expecting foals. :/) LightSparkle @LyraHands: When you say dragons, you mean that there must be a significant character that is a dragon, right? I mean having centaurs won’t be an issue, right? Now, I know what you’ll say, but having a centaur is really central for the story I’m planning, so if it’s not an option I need to know fast so I start brainstorming for a new option. DarkSparkle And here we go again... :/ The Centaur invasion resumes. RRBB @RRBB: clearly not everyone minds the Centaur Invasion! Where will you be when the Centaur Invades? Brush My sides! My sides! Feather @Brush: This is terrible, but it makes me laugh so hard! :) Do you know what you’ll be doing when the Centaur Invades? TrueSparkle @DarkSparkle: if there’s enough dragon presence I don’t see a problem. @Quarters: No worries, it’s fine :) LyraHands @LyraHands: What about a changeling that has taken ten form of a dragon and keeps it for most of the story? Does that count as well? HoofTies @HoofTies: that’s actually an interesting point. I guess it’s okay since we're seeing a dragon... but then again we aren’t... hmm I’ll have to think about it. When is a dragon a dragon? You know what, I’m saying go for it. If there’s too much rule breaking I won’t allow it in the next contest. :) LyraHands What if it’s a Centaur who used a spell to transform into a changeling pretending to be a dragon? Or better, what if it’s a dragon who got transformed into a centaur and is trying to find out who to transform back into a dragon, but is portrayed as a centaur throughout most of the fic? :P LightSparkle Where will the dragons be when the Centaur Invades? MightyDragon I think I’ll participate in this one. Been a while since I’ve been involved with writing, so maybe it’s something I need? In any case I know it will be a lot of fun :) MasterOfThisAstra @MasterOfThisAstra: if you write a story I’ll draw your cover art image! :) PaintDrop @MasterOfThisAstra: please do! This will be so much fun. Just like the early days of the fandom. I’ll write a story as well... when the Centaur Invades. Brush Girls, please stop! It’s getting weird seeing DarkSparkle blush so hard! EverSpike Yay! So glad you liked it! It was just something I thought would be funny so I went along with it :) i already have an idea for something else... maybe I’ll even include centaurs :) Actually centaurs are fun. Well, some of the, are fun. Some are really annoying power hungry jerks that expect you to drop everything and assist the, with whatever they want, never actually acknowledge your existence, and... Sorry, I was in a really bad relationship with a centaur once. :( It didn’t end well for me... PlayedPiece @PlayedPiece: please tell me everything in PM! DarkSparkle And we have lost one contestant... I hope the rest of you end up sending stories... ...before the Centaur Invades LyraHands