//------------------------------// // Best HiE Writer // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// @GriffinGirlfriend: what have you done? I hate you, but I love you! Everyone, please go check out My kisses are salty! It's the best HiE out there, and I say this as an expert (and totally not because I edited it :P) Seriously, girl, what the *yay* did you come up with?! Next thing you’ll say that there will be centaurs. Feather @GriffinGirlfriend: there’s definitely nothing like it. :) one of the weirdest things on the site, but quite well written. I hope there's much more. Usually your stories are a few chapters before they finish in a twist or cliffhanger. LightSparkle @Feather: of course there will be centaurs! Centaurs are ponies as well! :D Seriously thanks for the shoutout, girls. This means a lot to me. It's the first serious writing I've done. All my other fics are gags, but I put in a lot of thought and effort into this one. Glad you like it :D GriffinGirlfriend @GriffinGirlfriend: Damn! I didn't see this coming. It's beautiful! I wonder what it would feel like. I have to experiment! Seriously, it's quite good, even if it's a herd story (at times borderline slap). I like it how everypony understands the situation and is okay with it, even if Jenny (main character) moves on. And you definitely describe stallions well. Too well almost :P RRBB There you have it! GriffinGirlfriend Is the best Nightling HiE writer. I'm still waiting to see centaurs and Griffins in the story! Feather Okay, one thing I don't understand…how are the princesses okay with that? I mean Jenny outright flirted with Shining Armor in front of everyone and they were just “meh, whatever.” If some human mare came to Ponyville and started being suggestive with Jade she'd hear a thing or two from me, at the very least. That aside, I like this. It's definitely fresh and uses very subtle connections to MC that make it part of the world, while keeping it its own separate thing. Curious where it would go. MixaMax @RRBB: why do I suddenly have images of you putting salt powder all over Short&Hoofy? :/ YouKnowWho @YouKnowWho: I heard salt is good for the coat and mane. That's why there’s lots of salt in spa mudbaths. I have one every few weeks. WaterBottle @YouKnowWho: because you know me so well? *wink* @WaterBottle: oh my! :P RRBB My sides! I had forgotten how much pain this site can have! @WaterBottle, you're simply the best! Someone please write a PoE of WaterBottle on earth! It'll be the best thing ever! Feather @MixaMax: I'm innocent! Innocent I tell you! And I think if a human did happen to come to Equestria, my wife would be far more fascinated by it than paying to attention to the flirting going on. I bet Twily would be the same…she'll complete forget I'm even there and start asking the poor girl about everything possible. SaltyHuman That's certainly a weird story. I like it :) it's funny and refreshing, and it managed to make me chuckle when I needed it :) You do realize what this means, though? If somehow Danny comes to Equestria, everypony will rush to kiss and lick him. (After that I doubt he'll ever set foot here again.) LyraHands @LyraHands: what if he likes it? Brush @Brush: wow! I never imagined that would come from you! RRBB I can understand (she's beyond salvation :P) but you… What's worse now I want to read such a fic. Danny suddenly appears at a MC convention and gets the best attention in the worst way possible. Not a slapfic, but rather a suggestive comedy. MixaMax I don't even… what do you all think? Humans are not salt factories. Seriously, I'm not sure if this is hilarious or disturbing, and at this point I don't care. (I’m not even going to comment how we managed to combine slap and salt licking.) On another note, it's interesting how a week away from the next chapter, there are no adventure fics anymore. It's all short comedies or trollfics. It's almost as if everyone is scared that the new Everhere chapter will render their fiction obsolete. LightSparkle @LightSparkle: Maybe because it will? Not everypony is humiefamous and having their work destroyed is sort of a big deal. Okay’ maybe destroyed isn't the best word. On a side note, DarkSparkle is fine. We went to the hospital for her to have a checkup and they said all she needed was rest and strong food. I think between her duties, fighting whatever’s causing the anomalies, and the site, she's not getting enough sleep. :/ @SaltyHuman, can you talk to her about it? TrueSparkle Hey, I wouldn't mind if a human girl came to Equestria. I'd prefer a male, but a girl would be interesting to have as well. Simile @Simile: well, if you really want to, there’s always the dreamscape. ColdLight Heya, @ColdLight! :) Welcome to our site of wonder. As you can see we're a weird bunch, but very helpful beneath our crude surface. (Thought we have our share of crazies :)) Of you have any questions don't hesitate to ask, and above all have a fun time :) LyraHands @LyraHands: thank you! I'm not too much into the series, to be honest. The stories here fascinate my much more. Some of the things you imagine are rather peculiar :) ColdLight @ColdLight: you have no idea… If you can stomach that, then you're good :) Which stories do you like best? RRBB @RRBB: please stop… I don't have to even the center of every conversation… Short&Hoofy @Short&Hoofy: yes, you do! That's your rightful place! *smooches* @SweetStuff: that reminds me, when should we be at your sister’s place for the costume measurements? I want this to be perfect, you know! Nothing else will do! RRBB @RRBB: After school today. I only told you a hundred times :P Also, bring Pixel. SweetStuff @SweetStuff: did you just threaten that my costume might not be done if I don't happen to bring my pangolin?!? You're finally growing up. I'm so proud *brushes tear from eye* Kidding. Of course I'll bring him. Now that he's gotten used to Ponyville he's much more active. And he still likes Short&Hoofy better than me (which proves he has excellent taste :P). RRBB Hey, girls. Sorry for being out for so long. I’ve missed you so much. It's difficult for me to write right now, but I might make it to the con even if only for a few hours. Love all of you! PaintDrop