//------------------------------// // RRBB’s Questions PMs // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// What the *yay*?! Are you messing with me? Think this is funny?!? I edited your *yay*! Forget keeping your story on your site, I’ll make your life miserable! I don’t care what it’ll cost me, I’ll make you regret this and regret it bad! The ONLY way you can avoid this is to fix things! And you better do it fast! If anything happens to Squishy I’ll bring you so much pain you’d wish you were in Tartarus! RRBB Not that I don’t enjoy a fine threat early in the morning, but you’ll have to give some details. And it’s so amusing of you to think that you could actually harm me. SupremeHumanOverlord Don’t play games? You know exactly what I mean! RRBB Humor me. I like long intricate stories. SupremeHumanOverlord Squishy! She’s been vomiting every evening since I used the that chaos spark on her. I called my personal doctor to check her yesterday and everything seems in perfect order, yet she’s still feeling faint and vomits with no reason, even when she hasn’t eaten. What did you do to her?! You said there would be no side effects! Well, there are, so fix this! RRBB Well, it can hardly be my fault that you used gave her the spark. No blaming me for that. It’s stated clearly on page 17 of the terms and conditions that you were supposed to use the spark on your stomach before starting your fun. If you don’t bother to read the instructions you can hardly hold the manufacturer responsible. Regardless, her issues are standard for pregnancy. Surprising that they started so fast, but you can never fully predict things when chaos is concerned. That’s sort of the best part of it :) She should be over it in a few weeks. A month at most. Three max. Now that that’s settled let’s talk about the upcoming chapters. I think there should be a slight change in direction. I mean your edits are okay for starters, but they chip off part of the flare that my stories are known for. We definitely needs to address that. You know, maybe we could discuss it along with your thoughts on making this into a dream scroll series. I happen to be available tomorrow. (I know, you’re lucky having in mind what a busy schedule I have.) Say early afternoon? SupremeHumanOverlord I didn’t use it on her!!! I used it on me! EXACTLY as you instructed! RRBB Huh? Wow. Didn’t see that coming. Hmm... maybe I should make this into a story. Ponies love surprise twists. SupremeHumanOverlord *yay* you! How do we fix this?! RRBB Well, at this point there’s nothing to fix. ...unless you forgot to mention that the spark will get her pregnant. I’m curious did you talk with her about this plan of yours? Like, I don’t know, maybe hint you’ll be mommies soon? SupremeHumanOverlord I was waiting for the right moment! How the *yay* was I supposed to know it will be this fast?! Usually it takes months for that to happen. Hay, earth ponies often avoid the vomiting phase altogether! So what can you do? Can you magic the baby from her into me or something? RRBB Oh? Just snap my fingers and more a future foal from one tummy to another? Because there’s nothing wrong with that, right? :/ And they call me deranged... I know this is called a chaos seed, but it doesn’t actually sprout and grow like a tree you can remove and plant elsewhere. The spark is a spark. Like using a lighter to light fire. You can’t just pick up the fire and move it elsewhere. That would make an entirely new fire. Is it so difficult to tell her? If it’s such a big deal I’ll do it for you. SupremeHumanOverlord No! Don’t you dare! *yay*! *yay*! *yay*! Why is this happening? And to think what she was about to go through for me. If I tell her no she’ll never forgive me. Hay she might straight up leave me! *yay* did we do, Discord? Like, seriously, what did we do? RRBB Hmm, this almost sounds like one of those soap opera romance stories. It’s as if we cheated and now after there’s someone pregnant you’re having second thoughts and are worried your wife might leave you. Hmm. Intriguing. I can see the potential. Usually the issue is that the child is someone else’s. Here the central point is that you're worried that you made her pregnant. This is gold! Just a small question. If you ended up pregnant, how would you have explained it away? I’m just curious. Would you have woken up one morning with your huge belly and gone “wow, I wonder how that happened? Oh no matter, we wanted foals anyway”? SupremeHumanOverlord I was working on that! Id you had told me there was a chance this might happen or that it would be so fast I’d have done things differently! RRBB Oh, excuse me for not giving you something that would match your preferred timeline. If you wanted to have something orderly you went to the wrong Draconequus. Hmm... “The Wrong Draconequus”. Now that sounds like the perfect title of a mystery if I’d ever heard one! SupremeHumanOverlord Look, if you fix things I’ll personally write all your *yay* ideas and see to it they are made into dreamreadings, okay? I’ll even hire you as a consultant! RRBB Tempting, but some impossible things I prefer not to meddle with. Although, I could mess with her mind a bit, make her believe it was her idea and she’s okay with it. SupremeHumanOverlord No! You do NOTHING more to Squishy! I’ll find a way to break the news if I have to... and live with the consequences. RRBB Oh... Well, if there isn’t anything else, I’ll get back to my busy schedule. Promised Octy that I’d miss her next rehearsal. (It really means a lot to her, you see.) SupremeHumanOverlord What a mess... :/ *yay* me! At least tell me when I’ll stop craving glasses. RRBB Huh? For a moment I thought you wrote craving glasses. SupremeHumanOverlord Yes, glasses! Those transparent things you drink from? I’ve been craving them like crazy for the last few days. Worse, I took a bite yesterday and it tasted delicious. I guess it’s one of those side effects you warned me about. When will it be over? RRBB I think you should have a talk with Short&Hoofy sooner rather than later. If she’s really pregnant, she’s not the only one. SupremeHumanOverlord