//------------------------------// // The Vicious PM Exchange // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Yo, Max! AwesomePony What's up? AwesomePony Look, I meant what I said! About the story and the rest. We've known each other for ages' but it really looks like you're hitting on Jade. Just cool it a bit okay? Jade isn't like us. We're loud mouthed *yay* with huge egos that shout every chance we get. Jade's a little scared kitten that sees the aethernet as a shield. Also, you are so making DDD into a love affair. I know how you think (no surprises there). I bet that your self insert will appear in a few chapters. Probably as "an annoying but awesome sidekick from Daring Do's past" and get involved. And, for stars' sake, please don't make a "harem"! MixaMax Wait, what? No, no way! And she's not a self insert! She just looks very much like me. Like, this is a totally different world from Equestria. Wonderbolts are bound to get there, you know. They are the best and the best! AwesomePony There we go. Just as I expected. :/ You know, you haven't changed a bit. All that talk of becoming more mature and responsible since you got your new job. Not entirely true, is it? So, when will your OC appear? Next chapter? I think it'll be next chapter. Just don't ruin it, okay? You've got some good stuff going on. No need to add ego in the story. Jade is still mad that he didn't think of the idea thirst. Then again, he's not exactly the Daring Do fan. MixaMax Yeah, about that... Wanted to talk to you about something. Like, you know, I'm awesome and all, maybe too awesome. It's a burden at times just as... the thing that attracts insects and kills them you know? But doesn't kill them. You know the one that like grows in the badlands, like the fines and stuff? AwesomePony What the hay are you talking about? :/ Insects? Vines? Have you been having too much cider again? MixaMax What? No! Well, maybe a bit. Tough day at work and all, so I had a bowl or two. Nothing I can't handle, you know. Thing is... look I know we always got in each other's manes (mostly during Winter Wrap up), but like I was always cool, right? Didn't do anything mean or bad, right? I mean not deliberately, right? AwesomePony Now you're starting to worry me. Are you in any trouble? ... am I in any trouble? MixaMax No! Err... not sure? Look, the things is I think that Jade is not totally lame... so I thought I'd talk to you about it, k? AwesomePony Well, duh! What do you expect? Honestly, of your ego was any bigger Celestia's would have to as you move it aside so she could raise the sun! Sheesh. MixaMax Hay, no! No way you wrote what you just wrote! I knew it! You were hitting on him! Is everything a competition for you?! MixaMax It was unintentional, okay? I didn't plan it or anything. It just sort of happened. AwesomePony Sort of happened? This isn't you forgetting a thundercloud one afternoon! Hay, AwesomePony! I told you we are engaged! Did you think I was joking? MixaMax His was I supposed to know it wasn't one of those role played things? There are lots of ponies shipping themselves with others on the forum. You seemed into that stuff. And the way he argued with me just got me mad and mad and sort of excited, so I annoyed him back. You two do it all the time. How am I supposed to know if he's into me or not? AwesomePony I told you a thousand times it isn't roleplay! We are engaged! It's official! The wedding is in half an year! MixaMax Well, yeah, I knew that! ... he's cool, though. Like, I've been to the Empire dozens of times. Saved it a few times even. Can't remember seeing any crystal pegasi. Well, other than those old guys who protect the castle, but they are old and slow and so uncool. AwesomePony One of those "old and slow and so uncool" guards is actually Jade's father (who served through Sombra by the way). And arguing us just what Jade does online. In real life he's like very different. A bit like Fluttershy. (Good thing she has somepony or I'd be worried.) Seriously, Rainbow, what the heck!? Weren't you dating Shy's brother or something? MixaMax Why does everyone... Argh! That guy was such an annoyance! I only tolerated him because of her. You're right, Jade is cute. Like a squishy toy or something. AwesomePony Keep this up and I'll zap you! MixaMax Hey! I'm just giving him a compliment! You must be happy! In fact you must be thanking me! I came to you with this. I could totally have stolen him from you, you know! AwesomePony Ha! You wish! Nopony would be able to survive in the gravity well of your ego! Your yelling alone is enough to chase away all stallions in a ten mile radius! I've no idea how CEOWitch even works with you. I bet he wished he didn't. MixaMax As if! I have dozens of stallions who want to be like me! Like, they follow me all the time! So much that it's getting boring. And who are you saying yells, loudmouth?! At least I have a cool mane and, you know, wings! AwesomePony Oh, it's so on! Other than your one good idea there's nothing you can do to get Jade's attention! Not! A! Thing! So, I'd like to see you try! MixaMax Oh yeah? Well, I will! And you'll be crying afterwards! AwesomePony Ha! Do your worst! MixaMax Don't say I didn't warn you! AwesomePony Fine! Do it! MixaMax I will!!! AwesomePony Good! MixaMax Good! AwesomePony