Morning, girls!
I have some good news and some... not good news. Good news is I'm alive (how did that happen? :P) and thanks to our lovely stallion got the basics of the site working. (TechNightling is da pone!)
Now the bad news... Seems I had made such a mess of things that Tech and I had to redo all from scratch. Tech managed to save most of the plaintext post, but you'll have to relink all your stories (this mostly concerns RRBB. Sorry, filly :( Promise I'll make it up to you.)
Good news regarding the bad news: TechNightling got the depository functionality working, so you can upload your fics directly! Formatting is a bit wonky, but it'll have to do until we find somepony with a basic understanding of aesthetics.
Also, big news! TechNightling has agreed to be our first official Mod! (Yay!) Give him a stomp and a hug, everypony! Without him the site would have been messed up till Hearth's Warming. :)
Anyway, let the posting continue!
LyraHands
Noooooo! My beautiful Danny links! Curse you, Handy! Cuuuuuurse you!!!
I'll upload all my stuff after school. I hope this time it'll remain for more than ten hours. :P
On another note, I have a friend at school who's really good at drawing. Now she's not into humies exactly, but I've been making casual comments about Midnight Castle to test the waters. So far she's quite open to the idea, so am thinking of inviting her here. You girls cool? She tends to draw a bit risqué, though.
RRBB
Risqué?! Did you seriously type risqué?!? Lol!
MixaMax
@RRBB: I approve! Bring in all the lewd pics! Does she have a cute brother?
Brush
@MixaMax: and why not? It's a perfectly normal word.
@Brush: you're a beast, you know that? :P but yes, she does have a "cute brother" who's far too good for you! Seriously, he's like five years older and in a Celestial college. Not sure his family will approve him hanging round mares (they are mega conservative :/)
RRBB
Hello everyone,
Let me start by thanking LyraHands for letting me be part of this. I'll work my hardest to not misplace her trust and make Midnight Castle the best site there is. (By Luna, there are some pretty awful sites in the aether.)
While I, and I'm sure everypony else, always welcomes any new members and discussions, could you refrain from posting explicit pics for the moment? I'll start work on getting an explicit filter once the personal messaging system is fully functional. I don't want to be the rump of the site, but I'm at work most of the time, and having such things appear on my screen might cause problems.
Thank you.
The TechNightling
@The TechNightling: Anything for you, bby. ;) *passes fingers through Techie's fragrant mane*
Brush
@Brush: stahp, you crazy filly! :) The guy said he's married. Use some of that imagination to continue The Human and I! I promise I'll personally commission art for each of your chapters!
LyraHands
@LyraHands: lewd art?
Brush
@Brush: the lewdest art! So lewd that Princess Cadence will tell us to tone it down! Just get writing already!
@RRBB: I think it's great if you can get your friend to join. I know firsthoof how awkward it is might be. Until I came out, I used to say I was buying the books for my brother (and before you say anything, Brush, I don't have a brother!) Let me know if there's anything I could help. Same goes for everypony—if you're even teased or made uncomfortable let me know and I'll help you handle it. (I've been through that already)
LyraHands
@LyraHands: thanks, but she's fine.
@Brush: you okay if I send her one of your things to read? She tends to find colt stuff a bit simplistic, but that's only because she's never seen your take on it :D
RRBB
@RRBB: Yes! Make me famous! When she gets hooked I'll accept her brother as tribute! Mwahaha! >:)
@LyraHands: Slavedriver! Temptress! *grumbles*
Brush
Can somepony help me with this upload thing? I guess I'm stupid, but I can't get it to work. :(
Candle
Sorry, Candle. It might be a bit confusing. I'll add a help section to the site. It'll be just text, but should help for now. If you have any further troubles just let me know.
The TechNightling
@The TechNightling: thanks :)
Candle
Hey hey, everybody! :)
New Nightling here. I've been reading the books for half an year now and I love the series to bits!
Here, have a bottle! :PSo what do you pones do here? Just chat and post stories, or discuss the books as well? For one thing, have you noticed that the woman-man ratio is 2:1? I know I was surprised. Reading the books, it seems like it's mostly the Great Eight and a few support characters (also male) who do all the things, but when I noted down all the characters as they appear I get 83 women and 41 men. Granted that 7 of the women are just references and 24 are of the sorceress squads, but I was the heck surprised!
Is it the same with the first series?
Thanks, and we're here for each other!
PrinceEric
@PrinceEric: nice web-name. I approve. And yeah, that has been discussed. The ratio is pretty much the same throughout the entire series, but when you take into account that most of the women are background characters it's more like a 1:3. Keep in mind this isn't Shakesmare but a series for colts. A lot of the things are there just to make a scene feel full.
Best example: Bellucio's maids. So far we have 3 claiming to have worked at his parent's house before his birth: Sorsa - The Missing Hare (series 1), Euryala - Shadowknife's prophecy (series 1 finale, parts 1,2, and 3), and Claris - Am I Who I Am? (Series 3). They never meet or appear outside of their respective chapters. Plus, based on descriptions we have fifteen more who come and go at random intervals, most of the time bringing Bellucio a bottle of soda, never to be seen again.
Based on these numbers, Bellucio's family must be rich (which we know isn't so, since he originally set on his modeling career to help pay for his ballet classes).
My advice is don't read too much into things :)
Also, welcome aboard!
MixaMax
Hello PrinceEric,
Wonderful to have you here. I haven't analyzed the series that much in depth, but I think MixaMax is correct. I can tell you that in the original Midnight Castle there were five, yes five, female characters, and that includes the original villain Hera.
I find it commendable that you've devoted so much time into these things. I'm sure it'll help piece together a greater understanding of the world we all love.
The TechNightling
Before Brush jumps all over you because of your stallion name, let me welcome you to Midnight Castle. I already see you'll do fine here :)
If you want I can send you the first series of the Mistmount Chronicles. I have several, so it's no prob. Just send me a personal message with a p.o.box and I'll send them to you.
LyraHands
@LyraHands: wow! Thanks! I'll do that!
And hey, I'm not worried. I'm a colt in real life. Junior in high school.
PrinceEric
@PrinceEric: you have no idea what you have unleashed! Flee while you still can!
RRBB
*perks up ears* Did somepony say colt? O, bby, come 'ere! *tackle-nuzzles PrinceEric*
Brush
Here we go again... somepony, please find Brush a stallion! She clearly needs one.
MixaMax
@MixaMax: buck you!
Brush
Ah, coding hiccups. Still, the site's growing in both functionality and population.
I admit, I have zero idea who most of the users are, though given the nature of the Net, that isn't too surprising. After all, I've probably never even seen most of these ponies.
Also, I immediately appreciate PrinceEric. Hooray for overanalysis!
Yeah brush... you need a rut.
7827059 :P No one will get your reference :)
7827189 :) Well, I happen to like those three O:)
I can safely say that some of the posters have had screen time (I.e. have spoken) in the show :) Brush is among that number. :)
7827387 :D Glad you enjoy
7827833 :) Well, it won't be a big spoiler to say that LyraHands is Lyra Heartstrings :P
As for the rest you've seen half of them ;)
Now I'm tempted to see if there aren't more stallions than mares in Mlp... O:)
7827855 Just don't let her hear you say that :P
I never knew I wanted to read fictional people on a fictional internet overanalyze a fictional book series. Dammit!
I look forward to more!
Keep it up. It's hilarious!xD
This must be what it feels like
for other people to read mlp fics.
I have no idea what is going on, but this is incredibly fun to read.
7901626 :D Well, ponies are weird creatures :P
Yep, the expected result of Lyra working on something.
Surprised it took them so long to start taking about porn.
7906076 These things take time... :)
I wonder when this takes place. Hints suggest after the series started...
I notice how he doesn't quite say how this surprised him. Like, if there are more women than he expected or less.
In light of later developments, this chapter is suddenly a lot funnier.
7992023 Now you see the story through my eyes :D
7990731
1 to 3 years after the end of season 6, according to this: 7851002
Good grief, I've barely started reading this, and I can barely withstand the meta!
8090696 Sorry :(
8090696 7.8/10 not enough meta.
I've had this story in my Read Later folder for months, and i finally got to reading it. I have to be honest, not my sorta thing. I was expecting a story, not a chat log.
Brush is too adorable for words!
7901626
Probably. We baronies really are incomprehensible, aren't we?
8093740
id love to see a midnight castle fanfic series based on this....just need somepony to write it
First off, I enjoy this.
Second off, can I just say somewhere, anywhere, that sincere, book-length fan-fiction writing is tedious as hell? Of course, book-writing in and of itself for anything you hope to publish in the real world that is non-pony related, (aka "a book"), is tedious by itself—unless you have a support-group of fellow writer's/editors who can read and comment on the material to give you an idea of how you're actually doing.
This is why I'm enjoying this fan-fic. It's realistic of this site, but inverted.
I've been working on a fan-fic for a long time now. I feel the passion to write it, but really, all I want to have is a discussion over it, in fact, it turns out all along I wanted to have was a discussion in general.
This fan-fic reminds me a lot of those discussions.