"Fluttershy, do you understand why you are here today?"
"Yes."
"Then please tell me why."
"Well, I was out watching the deadly struggle for existence between my animals, and then I saw the meteorite fall on the tartarus-forbidden hole of eternal suffering.
"...Um... what?!"
"I said, I was out watching my animals reaping the souls of the damned, when I saw the burning doom comet land on my well."
"WHAT?!"
"I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES, MORTAL. I HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKING THE GOINGS OF LIFE, DEATH, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN."
"FREAKIN' WHAT?!"
"Um... I mean that I was feeding the animals, and then I heard this big 'whoosh!' and then a meteorite destroyed the well outside my house."
"You know what? I give up."
"Excellent, for not a soul shall know of the goings that have passed on this day..."
"Excuse me?"
"H-have a nice day!"
"Um... alright?"
"Leave at once, fool, for this may be your last day of enjoying the splendors of life..."
*Panicked horse noises*
"Goodbye! Have a lovely day... for it will be your last..."
Dangit, I don't like them swears.
Came up with this while joking around with my sister.
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At last, the true ruler has awakened to her destiny. Soon all who oppose her shall suffer in eternal agony beneath the hooves of Hellquestria's new dark queen. ALL HAIL QUEEN FLUTTERSHY!!!
The cute... will last... FOREVER!
Damned isn’t actually a bad word used in the context you used it in.
That can’t be fluttershy
Reminds me of Magpiepony's "Ask Fluttershy"