Once again, this is what happens when I write chapters late at night.
Rainbow Dash dreamed of flying. Of course, she'd been flying for practically the entirety of her life, so why wouldn't she?
The thing is, she now dreamt of flying because she couldn't fly. No wings, no legs, no nothing. Just a freakin' artillery barrel and tank treads.
Why? She didn't know.
How? She didn't know that either.
All she knew was that she was suddenly a tank. And no, she wasn't her pet. She was a machine of mass destruction.
At least she could still fly.
Wait, you say that I mentioned that she couldn't fly earlier? I meant she couldn't by herself. She still can, with the power of Fluttershy the Giant Tank-Drone-Delivery-Thing That Definitely Isn't A Pimped Apache Helicopter. AKA, FtGTDDTTDIAPAH.
Most ponies gave up on the acronym and just shortened it to DIAPAH. Unfortunately for Fluttershy, this sounded a bit too close to "diaper" for her comfort. But who was she to complain? She was pretty much bringing Rainbow Dash everywhere now, and it wasn't exactly logical to put a mouth on a helicopter in the first place, anyways.
Also, Rainbow Dash now had the ability to fire so-called "RainBOOM Canisters". So that was a thing.
Page generated in 0.142 seconds
Total duration
688 users online
770,971 hits today, 1,799,155 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
8425159
Not only did she lose her wings, but she's a freakin' tank now!
...
My mental functionality is running low right now. I should probably get some sleep.