You absolute madman, Horseus lord of horses. Madman, I tell ya.
"IMPOSSIBLE." Sweetie Giraffe boomed, staring at the towering Celestia looming over her. "SHORT ALICORN NOT CAN BE TALL. WHY IS TALL?"
Celestia grinned, reaching down and picking up Sweetie.
"UNHAND. IS TALL TOO. UNHAND!" Sweetie screeched, stretching out her own neck and looping around to face Celestia as her stubby little legs paddled in the air.
"Nope!" Celestia plopped the tall filly on the moon, right next to Princess Luna.
"UNACCEPTABLE. WILL DESTROY." Sweetie's eyes glowed red as she fired a laser back at the retracting Celestia. She missed and hit the planet instead, blowing it to smithereens. Because it was too short.
Luna bristled in the mighty presence of the Sweetie Giraffe.
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