What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?

Author's Note:

Alright, twidash1993. You want Pajama Sam? You get my foggy childhood memories of only ever finishing like half of the OG CD-ROM game.

"Hello hi I'm here to steal all your--"

Tirek couldn't finish his sentence before Pajama Sam stuffed him into his lunchbox portable bad-guy containment unit thing.

Ponyville--no, Equestria was finally at peace. Twilight couldn't believe it. All the years she'd spent, studying, gaining friends, literally ascending to godhood--all for a literal child with a lunchbox to swoop in and singlehandedly save the day.

No wonder Celestia gave up on doing anything herself.

Comments

[twidash1993]

Yay! What if Pajama Sam and Spike became best friends??

[Boltstrike58]

Pretty accurate, if I remember the games correctly.

[Scyphi]

You get my foggy childhood memories of only ever finishing like half of the OG CD-ROM game.

I've probably played even less of the OG game than you (it was the second game I played really), and even I know this is pretty much accurate.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if all magical artifacts in Equestria had the cheesiest names possible?

I may or may not be asking because I'm on a Gloryhammer kick right now, and I chuckle every time I think about the legendary weapon wielded by the villain Zargothrax, called the Knife of Evil.

[twidash1993]

11673372
Thunder and Lightning aren't so frightning!

[Starlight Glimmer1]

What if Pinkie Pie accidentally started the zombie apocalypse?

[Scyphi]

11673470
Yup! Incidentally, I'd found out not so long ago that mobile versions of both Pajama Sam games existed and I've considered downloading both to my phone, partly for nostalgia and partly so to finally experience the first game I'd missed out on...but admittedly I don't really use my phone to game (not helped by the fact that I find most mobile games as trash and thus something of a put off for the whole genre) so I haven't done it yet.

[Kevin McCallister]

What if Spy Fox landed in Equestria?