What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.

Author's Note:

The Spy of the Tiger is responsible for the Princess's action.

"Why, Celestia?" the flames danced in Twilight's eyes as she watched the bonfire crackle. "Why did you do it?"

"They gave me bees."

"They..."

Celestia turned her puffy head. "They gave me bees, my dear student. Is it alright if I call you my student again? Actually, you know what, I am unofficially un-expelling you for medical reasons."

Twilight sputtered. "Where did they get the bees from? Isn't their whole schtick being the 'neighborhood barbeque' or whatnot?"

"What do you think you'd normally find at a barbeque, Twilight?"

"Coleslaw, burgers, steaks..." Twilight's stomach grumbled at the thought of a juicy slab of prime rib. "...wasps?"

Celestia nodded wisely. "And hornets. And others of the striped variety that both myself and the many foals that flock to such barbeques tend to colloquially call 'bees'."

Twilight stepped back a little as the sign collapsed into the still-burning remains of the restaurant. "But why did they give you bees?"

"They asked me if I wanted the apples or the bees."

"And you... didn't choose apples?"

"I was curious, Twilight," Celestia snapped before firing another blast of magic at the structure. "Now help me reduce this place to a crater or you're getting banished to the sun. This is a Royal Decree."

Comments

[ScopingLandscape]

What if when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?

[TheMajorTechie]

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would explain celestia's refusal to give a care

[RandomCommentor]

Comparing Bees and wasps is like comparing a duck to a goose. One is a friendly bird that minds its own business and the other is a demon covered in feathers.

[TheMajorTechie]

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Don't let Celestia know that

[Rhonie8k]

What if an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension

[Forcalor]

I love the tendency of

Celestia nodded wisely.

and then her saying something ridiculous. A nice writer's staple