Why do I write these things?
WARNING: Don't eat Taco Bell while working with dark magic.
Twilight happily munched on her beans an' beans an' beans taco as she read through her book on "Advanced Dark Magic Practices". Specifically, she was on the section about animating nonliving objects.
Everything was (mostly) normal.
Until the next day.
RUN! Applejack shouted to her sister, who was already scrambling through the orchard. The mare followed closely behind, followed by a massive, hulking, comedically stink-lined and smiling pile of poo.
"SORRY!" Twilight yelled from her now-destroyed bathroom, "THAT WAS THE TACO BELL!"
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I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my **** at you
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I assume the strikethrough means you're open for suggestions again?
What if...
...Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo had gone to each other's sisters (the one with the matching goal) instead of their own?
...they had gone to the other three of the Six? (I'm thinking Pinkie Pie for Creative, Twilight Sparkle for Traditional, and Fluttershy for... Speed?)
7907302 sure.
Where's Silent Bob when you need him...
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On the other hoof, next year's apple crop benefited from the extra fertilizer.
Huh, you added some hoorifying fecal demons, rising up out from the caverns below.
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I'll need some tears, some bombs, a paperclip, Mom's wig, and a picture of the happiest day...