I felt like this chapter would be better as a short joke-chapter sort of thing.
"Hello!" a tiny, squeaky voice called from under a stone.
Pinkie froze, and turned slowly to the large rock that had just spoken to her.
"I'm Salad!" The voice cried out again, catching the mare's interest.
"Salad?" Pinkie questioned. She had never met a living salad before, but at the same time, technically all salads were alive, so...
"And I'm Pinkie!" She cheered, heaving up the boulder the aforementioned salad had been under. "Nice to meet you, Mister Salad! Do you have any family? Friends? Pets? Pocket universes?"
"No, no, no, and no." The salad replied, "I just don't want to be eaten."
"Don't be silly," Pinkie replied, "I won't eat you! You're my friend now!"
The salad said nothing else as it hopped onto Pinkie's back.
And now, let's just say that Equestria has banned all salad-eating forever.
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I know I already submitted one, but I have another: What if The Kool-Aid Man came to Equestria (Human side). It's more of a joke idea than anything. But if not that, then what if Devil Fruits came to Equestria?
7870257 Why not both at the same time? Kool-Aid man filled with Devil Fruits?
7870266 Do you mean as in his juice is full of fruits, or his juice gives a random power to whoever drinks it?
7870273 both.
7870308 discord will a) save/protect fluttershy b) watch and eat popcorn c) laugh.
7870974 I sure hope so.
Makes me think of this !
Equestria has banned all salad eating
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So what you're saying is they never ate again
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Unless...
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No, they have lots more food than salad.