Scyphi is the legally-elected CEO of the Forklift Alliance.
"And where do you see yourself in five years?" Cozy Glow kept her eyes on her clipboard.
The bugbear shifted uncomfortably in its seat.
"Listen--" Cozy rubbed her face. "The Forklift Alliance is a very prestigious institution, and we hire only the best of the best. Clearly, you are only wasting our time. You may leave."
The bugbear gave a timid nod as it stood up to do just that. Unfortunately, that was its final action on this mortal plane.
"yO I HEARD YOU'RE HIRING?"
Cozy Glow glared at Discord, who was now lying on the table amidst the broken glass from the window. He wiggled his forklift-shaped eyebrows. The bugbear was now somewhere on the opposite end of the room, presumably on fire.
"Again, Discord, we do not take betrayal lightly. We will refuse each and every one of your applications."
"Fine." Discord sniffed. "I'll make my own Forklift Alliance, with poker and fishhooks!"
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What if a Pony from China climbed up the hole?
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CONGRATION!!1!
YOU ARE 4500TH COMMENT!
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Nice! What do I win?
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one free brain cell, freshly stolen from someone else who has unfortunately read this story
Spike and Grubber switch places and roles?
What if the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,
The FIRST LINE of the chapter. You've made an old man happy.
What if Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?
What if both Forklift Alliances actually used forklifts?
What if Chancellor Neighsay is a chess grandmaster?
more neighsay, more fun for me XD. But it doesn't mean I wanna fill up the story with Neighsays 😁
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i don't even play chess lol
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What if I show ya?
I've learned 5 board games in just 6months, thanks to the board games club in my school.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i'm fine lol, chess isn't really my thing anyway
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Well then, I have to process my brain until it finds a What if question for once.
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join the insanity squad
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That brain cell contains my school work and lessons
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I'm saving this brain cell for my exams now. It ain't bad
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Plus, I will make you blow up.
Math is my favorite school subject.
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oh nice, same :V
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yay
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what math are you in right now? i finished calc 3 last fall :V
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I'm currently having some reviews for our exam. All I know is that we last discussed solid figures
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funky. geometry?
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yep
Forklifts
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Forklifts
I hope you respond UwU