What If...

by TheMajorTechie

somepony teleported bread?

Author's Note:

The Spy of the Tiger has done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

"Great news!" Twilight emerged from the hole in the ground that she called her studying pit. "We're not gonna die!"

"Really?" Pinkie's mane immediately reinflated at the news. "But what about the bread?"

Twilight held up a very clearly mutant loaf of bread. "Only bread gets cancerous tumors from the teleporter! So as long as nopony teleports anymore bread, we have nothing to worry about!"

"Uh, question." Rainbow Dash raised a hoof.

"...Yes?"

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

"That's not a question, Rainbow. That's a statement. Remember, questions end with a question mar--DEAR CELESTIA."

A great rumble tore through the room. Everypony's eyes turned to the door.

"Twilight!" Celestia burst through the doors, crumbs plastered across her face. "This is the most delicious cake I have ever tasted!"

Comments

[MagicalPony2099]

There is one thing I learned from TF2, NEVER teleport bread, EVER!!!

[Boltstrike58]

Uh, Celestia? That "cake" wasn't exactly...normal. You might want to see a doctor.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

I had forgotten about this one.

What if Cheese Sandwich wasn't just played by Weird Al, but actually was just Weird Al?

[Forcalor]

Aww, at least she will die happy

[AnObliviousAuthor]

What if an evil version of Celestia stole all of the cake?

[Ellery Quinn]

what if markiplier did a lets play of the next chapter?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if Celestia was so eepy?

[Scyphi]

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Considering that the good Celestia would do exactly the same thing if given the opportunity, I don't see the significance there.

No, a truly evil Celestia would throw away the cake without eating even a bite of it.

[TheMajorTechie]

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the imposter has been found

[AnObliviousAuthor]

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