• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?

Author's Note:

Got stuff to do. Gonna make this quick, AnObliviousAuthor.

"TALL."

"YES AM TALL."

The flock of Sweetie Giraffes coalesced around a particularly stumpy tree. "UNACCEPTABLE, UNACCEPTABLE!" the chanted in unison, their eyes growing red.

It was said that the lasers that followed that moment could be seen exiting from the other side of the planet.

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