Dash groaned as she turned to pass a 33rd cup of coffee to a customer who had stuck around for hours. "Aren't you ever gonna leave?" She asked, watching as the stallion wolfed down his drink with fiery eyes.
"NOPE!" He cried in return, sloshing his steaming cup at the pegasus, "When I grow up, I'm gonna marry coffee and be a bean!"
Rainbow stared at the stallion. He stared back, and proceeded to twitch.
"Yeah, I'm just gonna boot you out now."
Fearful, the stallion latched onto Dash's foreleg. "DON'T!" He shouted, "THIS IS MY LIFE!"
Rainbow wiped the spit off her face, rolling an eye. "Well, it isn't." she deadpanned, before drop-kicking the stallion from the window.
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Okayy theen...
If this customer isn't in the 'Guinness World Record' book for 'most coffees drank at a starbucks', then I'm forcing him in right now! I better see an award in his house for it too