• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?

"Haha. Lookit those ants." alien #1 mused, "This is just like watching a nature documentary."


And here, we see the rare, hardly-seen Celestia, digesting her caloric intake in the form of towering cakes.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!"

Ah, yes. The mare's greatest defense mechanism. Shouting in rage.


Also, all of Equestria was on fire, because just like what happens when you hold a magnifying glass to a stick on a sunny day, holding an atmosphere-sized magnifying glass to hundreds upon millions of wooden structures is gonna cause quite a few fires.

Celestia was overthrown that day for unrelated reasons.

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