Combo time! Today, we've got twidash1993 and Black Hoof, stacked on top of each other!
"Twilight!" Cadance tore the door off its hinges and ate it. "Twilight, why the actual buck did you let Spike sell your microwave?!"
Twilight shrugged, not even taking a moment to look away from the stacks of banana peels that she'd been counting. Microwave selling was a serious business, which was why she was lucky to have Spike as a business partner in such a venture.
"Twilight, answer me!" Cadance shouted through mouthfuls of door pulp, "I saw a monkey walk out of this place not even a minute ago, carrying the biggest, most beautiful microwave I've ever laid eyes on!"
A sinister grin spread across Twilight's face. "You aren't my babysitter, are you?"
"Wha--"
Kween Crispalisp proceeded to be smacked by a giant rolled-up newspaper and doused in a hefty amount of RAID (Shadow Legends).
"NO BABYSITTER OF MINE EATS MY DOOR LIKE THAT!" Twilight cackled the entire way through. "THE REAL CADANCE EATS HER DOORS SLOWLY, COOKED MEDIUM-RARE WITH PRENCH HERBS!"
EDIT: The real Cadance is still salty about Twilight's microwave business. :V
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Sometimes I think you just have one of those writing programs (or whatever they're called) just do the writing for you
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What if you actually dumped all of What If… into one of those and had it write ~500 words?
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Huh. I swear I did that already, but looks like I didn't. :/
What if Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullshit to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?