What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)

Author's Note:

I see Chef Boyardee has made a return, twidash1993.

Spike looked at his translucent claws, and then at his surroundings. All around him were endless fields of puffy white clouds and clear skies.

"My child," a heavenly voice boomed. "It is time."

"Aw heck," Spike grumbled. "Am I dead? This is the fifth time I've died this week and I'd really like to get back to my co--"

"You are not dead, my child."

Spike plopped down on the cloudy ground, folding his arms. "Stop calling me that."

Slowly, the clouds around him began to take on a more yellowish tint. Spike's frown grew deeper as splotches of red began to surface. Was this blood? This had to be blood. There was no way it wasn't blood. Oh dear Celestia, he was in h--

"Spike," the spaghetti ground began to rumble. "It is time you unlocked your full potential."

Okay, not that place then.

Spike fluttered his wimpy little dragon wings. "But I already got my wings."

"Neigh, there is an even fuller potential in store for you. Do not forget, Purple One, of your heritage. Your... purpleness."

Spike made a noise that was as close to the auditory representation of a singular question mark that anyone had ever heard.

"Thanos. Purple Guy. Grimace and his accursed milkshakes. Barney the Dinosaur--" the voice boomed in his ears. "The Great Purple Ones now grant you their strength."

Spike felt himself begin to lift into the air in a whirlwind of spaghetti and pasta sauce. "Wh--" he teetered mid-air, flipping over himself aimlessly. "What's happening?"

"Shhh, just let it happen."

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"And so that's how I gained the ability to do this!" Spike took a deep breath, then began to violently cough up whole pieces of ravioli.

"Ewwwww!" Apple Bloom ran away.

Comments

[Scyphi]

What if Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

"Thanos. Purple Guy. Barney the Dinosaur--" the voice boomed in his ears. "The Great Purple Ones now grant you their strength."

Oh no not ourple guy!

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if instead, it meant he could breathe ravioli as if it were air.

That would be funny I think.

[Horseus King of Horses]

"Thanos. Purple Guy. Barney the Dinosaur--" the voice boomed in his ears. "The Great Purple Ones now grant you their strength."

You forgot Grimace.

[TheMajorTechie]

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i will fix this grave error at once.

[Rhonie8k]

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Follow up for after this is made a chapter but posting in advance.

What if Sweetie Belle captured Apple Bloom, Spike and Twilight Sparkle to use their newfound food powers to fulfill her lifelong dream Of an Italian and hot dog restaurant?

[LilyAndPearl]

HELP WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE LAST CHAPTER IT WAS RESTRICTED FOR ME ???

[TheMajorTechie]

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