What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?

Author's Note:

AnObliviousAuthor and nothing more.

What If now has a sister story!

EThe Disastrous Adventures of Crew-T

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A decidedly unprofessional team of weirdos yoinked out of their comfort zone crashes through fanfic worlds and beyond, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. Link your story in the comments and see what happens!

• Crossover
• Human
• OC
• Other

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Scootaloobleck oozed down the stairs step by step. There was much more of her already pooling at the bottom of the stairs.

"Cannonball!" Sweetie Belle squealed, jumping off the top step and smacking face-first flat onto the pool of Scootaloobleck.

Sweetie Belle proceeded to slowly sink beneath the orange, chicken-scented surface.

Comments

[Starlight Glimmer1]

What if Celestia was made of plasma?

That’s what the sun is made of

[Possibly me]

What if Rainbow Dash suddenly caught on fire?

I don’t have a clever explanation for this.

[Phantune]

What if Scootaloobleck became a national currency?

Just trying to keep this going.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if people realized that water is technically lava?
Lava is defined as molten rock that comes from a fissure in the surface of the planet. Molten just means liquefied by heat. A rock is just a solid mineral formation. Interestingly, ice, so long as it is naturally formed, is considered a mineral, and therefore a rock. So a rock of ice, liquefied by heat, from the water table beneath the surface, constitutes lava.

[AnObliviousAuthor]

What if an FBI agent censored a chapter?
Probably not just using the spoiler tag, but who knows, really?