What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?

Author's Note:

What hast thine done, twidash1993?

"You should try out the restaurant biz sometime, Scoots!" Apple Bloom boomed from atop the garlic bread and ravioli empire centered directly over the remains of the Olive Garden from the previous chapter. "It's really fun! Trust me!"

Sweetie Giraffe screeched from even higher above.

"What would I even take over?" Scootaloo shouted. "The Garlic Breadvioli Empire has taken over all of Canterlot already!"

A stray laser fired down from above and incinerated a hole in the blanket of garlic bread and ravioli that covered the land, exposing a dingy-looking Texas Roadhouse.

Scootaloo looked between the restaurant and Apple Bloom.

"There's yer answer," Apple Bloom nodded wisely. "Sweetie gave you a present!"

She was then incinerated by Sweetie Giraffe, leaving not a trace behind.

"Apple Bloom!" Scootaloo cried out. "Sweetie! What'd you do that for?"

"TOO SMOL." Sweetie Giraffe's voice tore across the land.

"Fine then. Texas Roadhouse it is!" Scoots trotted off for the Texas Roadhouse still filled with screaming ponies.

Comments

[Boltstrike58]

Why is there even a Texas Roadhouse in Equestria to begin with?!

[TheMajorTechie]

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Scyphi]

What if Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?

(C'mon, I know it's Sweetie Giraffe and you just don't fight Sweetie Giraffe, but I'm not gonna let her get away with it THAT easily )

[twidash1993]

What if AppleBloom was a server at Texas Roadhouse and served dinner to the Prime Minister of Australia from 1945 who had a golden monacle?

[ScopingLandscape]

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She would need the red from the tomato sauce from the ravioli. But I do like the idea.

[Scyphi]

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Eh, maybe Spike can pitch in too then. Make it a team effort!