What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?

Author's Note:

I must apologize to Legofan456 for obliterating their brain cells so soon after they joined the site. 🙏

"Yay. Yippee." Spike clapped in monotone. "We saved the day. I wonder what would've happened if we actually used the lunar yeet cannon for once. Or the giant cheese grater. Or the concerningly large vat of acid that is kept underneath Canterlot Castle for so-called garbage disposal purposes."

A large shadow loomed over them.

And because I didn't bother remembering all that much about the MLP movie despite having gone to the theater to watch it with some friends, I will now proceed to absolutely nuke my attempts of depicting Grubber. It is now my personal headcanon that he simps for the Storm King.

"UWU STORM KING-SAMAAAAAAA~" Grubber's booming voice echoed over the land. He had grown very powerful by secretly eating all of Celestia's goddess-cakes and now he is using that power to SIMP.

"I FOLLOWED YOU ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA YOU HAVE AND PAID MY LIFE SAVINGS TO YOUR ONLYFLAMS!"

"Dear Celestia..." Rainbow Dash removed her coolness™ sunglasses. "We're all gonna die."

Comments

[Boltstrike58]

Or the giant cheese grater.

Dare I ask why they have that?

[TheMajorTechie]

11183431
Twilight repellent. It makes very big cheese gratings for very big quesadillas.

[Scyphi]

11183432
I assume in case she ever goes rogue and starts using her alicorn powers for evil, like downvoting random comments on Twitter, dogearing pages in books, and other naughty stuff like that.

[TheMajorTechie]

11183452
precisely

[The Spy of the Tiger]

Oh man, you can't really talk about onlyfans and stay PG. Unless... What if the only fans was literally that?

[TheMajorTechie]

11186359
you must be mistaken. Grubber paid his life savings to the Storm King's OnlyFlams.