Oh sht, waddup? It's TheUnknownPhantom5!
"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's!" Scootaloo screeched, firing her chicken sandwich yeet cannon for the fifth time that day. "We do not accept raw cabbage doused in gasoline as payment!"
Sweetie Belle ducked out of the way, smirking as the chicken sandwich flew past her head. "Oh, Scoots, I knew that you'd eventually give into temptation. How else would you walk right into my little trap?"
"THIS IS A WENDY'S, YOU HEAR? I DON'T SEE ANY TRAP IN THIS KITCHEN ANYWHERE."
"Guess what?"
Scootaloo fired another chicken sandwich at Sweetie Belle. "What?"
Sweetie Belle lit her horn, holding up and pressing a big red button.
"Staples, that was easy."
Wrong button, Sweetie.
"PREPARING INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MEATBALL."
"SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE AN ICBM?!" Scootaloo screeched, "I THOUGHT I STOCKPILED ALL OF THEM AS YEET CANNON AMMO!"
Meanwhile, Apple Bloom groaned, facehoofing at the scene and walking away.
Career day always seemed to be a little weird here in Ponyville.
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What if: Sweetie Giraffe did a commision?
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:O
What'd the commission be?
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Preferably something random.
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excellent choice
What if - Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest
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Pinkie Pie is the pinkest, but Cadance has the highest quality pink.
What if they went on a quest to find the perfect haircut?
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So who is the better pink?
What if: everything was opposite for a day
So much randomness I love it!!! 🦊
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That depends on the purpose. If you want nice, high quality pink representative of perfection in love, Cadance all the way. For more common and easily justifiable uses, like pissing off Anish Kapoor, Pinkie Pie wins hands down.
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Well said