What If...

by TheMajorTechie

there was too much dakka?

Author's Note:

WE APPEAR TO BE IN A DAKKAPOCALYPSE, epiccuttlefish!

"TOO MUCH DAKKA, TWILIGHT!" Princess Celestia shrieked as she sunk deeper into the discarded casings. "TOO MUCH DAKKA!"

"NEVER ENUFF DAKKA!" Twilight shouted in return. Again.

"TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Celestia screamed. She pointed a hoof at the ominously hovering ball of metal forming under its own gravitational pull.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

The overwhelming amount of bullets proceeded to fully collapse under their own gravitational pull, forming the first-known "pure dakka" black hole in the universe.

Comments

[Horseus King of Horses]

96 chapters left.

What if the pure dakka black hole was taller than Sweetie Giraffe?

[Rhonie8k]

What if Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?

[Starlight Glimmer1]

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She would grow taller.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

So every January in Las Vegas, there is an event called the Sporting, Hunting, and Outdoors Trade Show, otherwise known as SHOT show. One of the products unveiled at SHOT 2023 was a modification of the General Electric M134 Minigun. They changed the barrel cluster from a six barrel design to a five barrel cluster, so that they could increase the caliber and still have everything line up properly. The new caliber is .338 Norma Magnum, but they did mention that .338 Laupa Magnum conversion kits would be available later.

Anyway, they said that, if you were to fire the Norma Mag Minigun from a full battery down to empty, you would use approximately three quarters of a million dollars worth of ammo. That's a little too much dakka for me.

[BraneworldParadox]

Ah, wonderful. After a perfect day of being a complete and utter failure, I can unwind with something that will scramble my brain as if it was thrown into a Dollar Store blender. You make the perfect intellectually confusing smoothies. *Flips a table* ANOTHER!

[TheMajorTechie]

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[KingSombraTheTyrantRuler]

What if every pony became triple/twice their original height? (Every pony means that Sweetie Giraffe will stay her original height...)

[TheMajorTechie]

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NONSENSE. SWEETIE GIRAFFE IS PONY AT HEART.