Time for more Oompa Loompas, epiccuttlefish!
The chaos continued, much to our surprise.
We'd thought that Willy Wonka, the man of the factory, had put an end to the madness.
Yet... he only made it worse.
He had no cake.
The cake was a lie.
And so here I stand, among the unconscious bodies of my brethren. Celestia hovered silently above me, still fuming at the false words spoken by Mister Wonka.
I had to do it. For my home. For Wonka. For the children.
Celestia... this... this horse... no--this beast--was she ever going to stop? Was this sugar-fueled rampage really caused by the lack of a single pastry, or was there something deeper afoot?
Nevermind that. This was no time to idly wonder.
I charged at Celestia, my candy-cane sword drawn.
If I die again, then so be it. I already had a second chance.
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What if the cake wasn't actually a lie, the gluttonous kid (chocolate river boy, I've forgotten his name) had just eaten it?
What if Willy Wonka's father, Count Saruman Dooku the White, had the cake the entire time?
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Also, I think you mean Augustus Gloop.
What if the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.)
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I do! I knew it was Augustus Something, thank you
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You're welcome, oblivious person!
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