You asked, The Spy of the Tiger, and I delivered.
"No, step-ladders are ladders that are part of another ladder's family but aren't related by blood!"
"I... what?" Twilight sputtered, "Pinkie... no. That's... that's completely wrong. A ladder and a stepladder are practically identical to one another. The only difference is that the modern use of the term 'ladder' is best associated with a platform ladder, where there is a flat, non-step surface that--"
Pinkie waved at a tiny ladder scurrying away across the floor. "Now go be with the rest of your ladder family! See? Your step-ladder mom isn't an evil villain that wants to ruin your life, Cinderelladder!"
"...What."
"What?"
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Step-whatever notwithstanding, family relationships are so confusing. Who's my 3rd cousin twice removed? How many great-great grandparents do I have? How about nieces and nephews?
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I know.
I know my immediate family and not much else.
It's really hard to tell in the English family tree. Now, imagine a language where you have to deal with "uncles on our mother's side", "great-grandparents on our father's side" on a nearly daily basis.
And don't get me started on the removeds.
In the language itself, it's much simpler, but translated the tree into English is just asking for a headache, especially with how long some of the trees can be.
Excellent, you have captured the exact feeling of the conversation I was hoping for. Now, this begs the question, what if Twilight stopped judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions?
What if - Sombra attempts to Rickroll Equestria as his next evil plot
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Alas, I have been Rickrolled. I think this might be the first time it’s ever happened to me.
What if Pinkie doesn’t know the difference between ladders and Gallbladders.