The king has arrived. All hail Horseus King of Horses!
"DESTROY." Sweetie Giraffe boomed. She raised a hoof above Sweet Apple Acres. "TOO SMOL."
"NO DESTROY." Apple Jacked punched the ground with enough force to propel herself upward. Her sheer force of will held her in the air--no magic needed. "YOU IS MAYBE TALL. BUT I IS STRONK."
"STRONK YES. I SEE YOU IS STRONK. SWEETIE GIRAFFE RESPECT STRONK. NO DESTROY."
Sweetie Giraffe stomped off to incinerate some other poor sap's house instead, leaving Sweet Apple Acres safe for another day.
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I haven't read this but I got to say this is the only story on this damn site that is just as entertaining to read the chapter titles as it probably is to read it. I think you should continue to take whatever drugs you are taking to think of these titles or hire whoever gives these ideas on your Discord. It's great.
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sLeEP DepRiVAtioN!!1!
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He actually gets them from this comment section.
What if Applejack was applesauce?
That explains why my house blew up.
What if Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?
What if Spike talks about this nifty little show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and no one realizes the irony.