What If...

by TheMajorTechie

an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension

Author's Note:

This sounds oddly familiar, Rhonie8k.

(can you tell that i'm on the verge of burnout)

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the giant monkey man from the ninth dimension who totally wasn't Waluigi in a monkey suit tore a hole in the atmosphere. For some reason, the only thing that came to mind for what he would say next was "GO, MY PRETTIES!"

And so he did. Masterfully.

"GO, MY PRETTIES!" Waluigi the giant monkey man from the ninth dimension wah'd, tearing the sky open even wider to make way for billions upon billions of sentient donuts to begin pouring into Equestria. Why he did this is still not known. There is not enough brainpower right now to brain up new ideas to idea for chaptering this chapter.

"Begun, the donut war has," Yoda sipped a cup of tea.

"Eyup," Big Mac eyup'd. He was standing in for Princess Celestia because she got banished to the sun. Again.

An explosion flashed outside the window. For some reason Pinkie Pie grew to the height of a skyscraper and began eating every donut that rained down. Actually, no that makes perfect sense. She's Pinkie.

What.

Comments

[Scyphi]

To be fair, exploiting Pinkie Pie's love of baked goods for this case was probably the best move one could do.

But...

What if PInkie Pie got a stomach ache from eating too many sentient donuts before the army had been vanquished?

[Rhonie8k]

What if pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if Fluttershy walked in on Spike playing Squirrel Stapler?

[Rhonie8k]

What if Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor Xavier's school for gifted youngsters and upon realizing her blunder celestia makes her go after she has been accepted because the registration fee was non-refundable?