What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?

Author's Note:

The Spy of the Tiger is responsible.

"I am the Melon Queen, Queen of the melons!" Twilight's voice rung all throughout the various melon-based structures that made up her new Melon Palace. The giant cantaloupe, for one, was made entirely out of winter melon.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Her loyal batpony army eeee'd in unison. Though the Melon Empire was indeed melon-centric, they paid handsomely in mangos to their troops.

"Tonight, we will bridge to the moon!" Twilight boomed. The roof opened up, revealing towering spires of melons reaching far into the sky. "We will do what no rocket or shuttle has done before, and connect the planet Equus to the moon with our blessed melons!"

Thunderous applause filled the air as batponies broke off for the melon farms to prepare. Twilight herself took to the air as well, countless melons trailing in her magical grasp behind her.

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"Yeah, Celly?" Luna stammered into the phone. "--yeah. They're here. The melons are here."

Celestia didn't respond, for the Pumpkin Nation was busy themselves bridging to the moon.

Comments

[Horseus King of Horses]

What if Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?

[DecoGalileo]

What if Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?
What if Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?
What if Prince Blueblood used Rarity and actually loved her?
What if there were only ponies in the School of Friendship?
What if Chancellor Neighsay actually became the Headstallion of School of Friendship?

I GOT MORE QUESTIONS IN A BATCH SORRY 😭😭😭

[TheMajorTechie]

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oh man it's been ages since someone dropped a batch of suggestions 👀

[DecoGalileo]

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*titan cry*
ikr 😭😭😭

[Level Dasher]

Y'know, thinking back to the fact that Twilight is supposedly the one actually writing all of these into some weird anthology, I have to wonder what she thinks when she writes these ridiculous ones about herself…

[TheMajorTechie]

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m e l o n s 👁👄👁

[DecoGalileo]

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Maybe I should answer my suggestions on my own through a story like you do. I loved every chapter, that I might have read this in weeks!

[TheMajorTechie]

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Dewit

[DecoGalileo]

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN
I still have to finish a story