• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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Author's Note:

Got bored and took a break from doing homework. Did four suggestions at once. Blame
amf studios, Coco Candy, Zapper frost, and The Spy of the Tiger for the mess.

Rainbow dash and Trixie fused into the alicorn princess of annoying twilight
Princess Celestia and Luna decided they got bored of retirement and ran for president and vice president?
Fluttershy and Discord realized how many people ship them.
Celestia played Anger Birbs

Celestia flung another bird at the snickering pigs, watching with glee as the green pigs burst into little point bubbles when their structure collapsed. Luna slammed the door open, resulting in the elder sister absolutely yeeting her phone out the window on accident.

"SISTER," Luna yelled in her typical Canterlot Caps-Lock shout, "WE NOW LIVE IN A REPUBLIC. WE MUST BECOME ELECTED OFFICIALS. YOU ARE NOW MY RUNNING MATE."

"What?"

"I'M THE BIG BOSS PRESIDENT IF I'M ELECTED AND YOU'LL BE THE VICE PRESIDENT."

"But Luna, aren't we retired?"

"RETIRED NO MORE! WE SHALL RULE AS ELECTED OFFICIALS BY THE WILL OF OUR PONIES!"

Celestia made a face. "Aaaaaand why exactly are we doing this again?"

"Because Twilight staged a coup on herself and overthrew the nobility single-hoofedly to set up an elected republican system. She may or may not declare herself the supreme leader soon if we don't run against her."

"Oh."


Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un Twilight Sparkle paced in front of Fluttershy and Discord.

"Twilight, please--" Fluttershy pleaded quietly, "We know already how many ponies and... people ship me and Discord. Could you let us go now instead of announcing our private marriage in front of millions of ponies?"

Twilight shook her head. This day was going to be perfect! Her friend and the Lord of Chaos himself-- married! Making such a union public would certainly elevate her status in the eyes of the ponies!

"HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT--"

...If it weren't for the fact that Rainbow Trix the Alicorn over there wasn't constantly bugging her.

"HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT HEY TWILIGHT--"

"SHUT." Twilight screeched, flinging a Twilicane at the fused Rainbow Dash and Trixie. The opposing Alicorn simply lit her horn, catching the cane in a bowl of Trix cereal and using it as a spoon.

"Silly Twilight, Trix are for kids!"

"That doesn't even make contextual sense!"

"Since when did this story make any contextual sense?!"

Twilight exploded that day and Celestia and Luna took over as the supreme leaders of the Democratic Republic of North Equestria. They proceeded to drop a friendship bomb into the ocean for "testing purposes".

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