What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion

Author's Note:

idk Star love, seems kinda sus to me.

"Hey kid, whatcha in here for?" Tirek glanced lazily at Scootaloo. "Murder? Murder but worse? Eating glue?"

"I was the glue!" unnamed stallion number 1069-458 chirped.

"Hey!" Scootaloo pointed a hoof at the centaur. "I'll have you know, I only did the worstest, most terrible crime of all!"

Tirek raised a brow.

"Tax evasion!" Scootaloo cackled. "My money won't be spent on useless things like roads and healthcare, I spent it all on skateboards!"

"Oh, the humani--er, pony-anity?" Tirek choked on the pronunciation. "Whatever. That nothing."

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"WHERE ARE THE TAXES?" Royal Guard number 420 yelled, "CELLY'S GONNA BLOW WITHOUT HER CAKE!"

"THE VAULT IS EMPTY!" Royal Guard number 421 yelled back, despite standing right beside 420. "IT'S AS IF ONE PARTICULAR FILLY HAS BEEN EVADING HER TAXES! HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!"

Equestria was promptly rocked by the explosion that shattered Mount Canterhorn and turned it into a volcanic crater.

Comments

[twidash1993]

What if Rarity got sent back to her home planet?

[twidash1993]

What if Sweetie Giraffe freed all the animals from the zoo?

[Boltstrike58]

"WHERE ARE THE TAXES?" Royal Guard number 420 yelled, "CELLY'S GONNA BLOW WITHOUT HER CAKE!"

"THE VAULT IS EMPTY!" Royal Guard number 421 yelled back, despite standing right beside 420. "IT'S AS IF ONE PARTICULAR FILLY HAS BEEN EVADING HER TAXES! HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS!"

You know, if Equestria can be thrown into disarray by one filly not paying her taxes, something's wrong.

[Rhonie8k]

Why Have All These Inferior Fools Get Outlandish Outcomes Trixie Requests Intervention Xylophones? In Equestria Why Is This Happening Maud Utterly Disappointing.

[Rhonie8k]

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Nah Scoots is just super rich she started crytocurency in Equestria inherited several diamond mines and receives a hefty sum of bits every time anypony says "friendship" cause she put a copyright on it.

[Arthor2017]

What if... Mommy Long Legs is actually Pinkie Pie?

[Horseus King of Horses]

What if tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?

[Star love]

What if Scootaloo was scent to Tartarus for successfully killing Celestia with her terrible cake tirek is impressed with the up and coming villainous Scootaloo.

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if Rainbow Dash got Scootaloo freed from Tartarus with a little bit of tax fraud?