• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?

Author's Note:

I know you're talkin' PvZ, but I tend to take suggestions literally, Zapper Frost. :trollestia:

"Pinkie, gimme another peashooter!"

A seed packet soared through the air. Twilight snatched it as it flew overhead, cramming the insta-grow seeds into the ground. Not even a second later, a fully-grown peashooter sprouted from the ground, ready to shoot peas. Because it's a peashooter.

"What's our sun count, Pinkie?"

"We have over a hundred stockpiled! We can afford to buy more peashooters if we have to!"

"What about the cooldown status?"

"We're ready for more seeds!"

Another peashooter sprouted from the ground. It narrowed its eyes at the lone zamboni-riding zombie puttering toward them.

"Pinkie," Twilight smirked. "Pinkie, do we have any repeaters? Gatling peas too."

"Yup!"

The zamboni and the zombie riding it proceeded to be pummeled by enough peas to solve world hunger.

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