A truly out-of-the-blue question by Niclove.
"..."
Rarity stood for minutes, staring at his own reflection in the mirror. Suddenly, he burst out screaming.
"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---"
Pinkie emerged from the mirror, stuffing a cupcake into Rarity's mouth.
"Hey Rares, this here's a kids' show, remember?!" She snapped angrily before disappearing back into the mirror.
Sweetie Belle burst from the door leading to Rarity's room.
"WHAT IS IT?!" She shouted in a panicked voice, "WHERE'S THE FIRE?!"
She froze the moment she saw her new brother.
"Rarity?" Sweetie asked, "Is... is that you?"
Rarity solemnly nodded. "Yes, Sweetie," he replied, "it appears that I've... genderswapped overnight..."
"Now how could that happen?!" Sweetie suddenly snapped, pointing at Rarity, "How can I know for sure that you're really you?!"
Rarity raised an eyebrow, and turned around. Three minutes later, a fully-dressed mannequin sat in front of Sweetie Belle.
"Ok! You're my sister! I'm out!" Sweetie yelled behind her back as she escaped the room.
Fluttershy yawned, stretching as the first golden rays of sunlight flowing freely through his drawn drapes.
Unfortunately, that yawn also sounded like a dying hippo.
Immediately, the room was filled with the sound of stampeding animals, many of which trampled directly over Angel as they made their frantic escape from the hypothetical hippo.
"Oh?" Fluttershy suddenly said, watching the animals scamper off in fear.
"Oh." He said once more, noticing the unexpected deepness in her voice.
Rainbow Dash suddenly burst through Fluttershy's door, her eyes trained on Fluttershy... until she noticed that Fluttershy was now Flutterguy.
"What the buck happened to you?" Rainbow asked as she walked closer to Fluttershy. From top to bottom, Fluttershy still looked like ... well, Fluttershy. But on top of that, He looked quite a bit more... male.
Fluttershy shrugged.
"I really don't know," he replied, watching his reflection in the window, "all I know is that I woke up, and I suddenly realized that I was now a stallion."
Rainbow Dash raised a brow, a devilish grin spreading across her face.
"May I see your... equi--"
A loud flesh-on-hoof sound suddenly resounded through the cottage as Pinkie shot through the air, her hoof smacking directly into Dash's cheek.
"FOR KIDS!" Pinkie hollered in Dash's face, and disappeared in a puff of cotton candy.
Silence fell over the room, until Pinkie suddenly appeared again, this time riding on a certain flattened bunny named Angel.
"Also," Pinkie began, holding up a bottle, "drink this."
"What is it?" Fluttershy asked, eyeing the bottle warily.
Rainbow Dash didn't say anything because she was still unconscious on the floor.
"It's a potion that I made to reverse the effects of RSMS!"
Fluttershy took the bottle, reading the label carefully.
"Random... Sudden... Masculinity Disorder?!"
"Yeah!" Pinkie cheered, "It's this weird thing that Discord made up before he was reformed! I found the synthesized pathogens in his space-station basement, so I took it! But... the box fell out of my hooves and broke in your and Rarity's tea during one of my parties... at least Rarity also got a bottle of this now..."
Fluttershy gasped, and immediately chugged the contents of the bottle.
In a flash of light, she was herself again.
Rainbow Dash woke up as well, but that doesn't really matter because she had no idea what just happened.
AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW NO MATTER WHAT!
Oh crap, Pinkamena's possessed my keyboard again.
Also, don't ask why Discord has a basement in space, or how Pinkie got to it. It's freakin' Discord and Pinkie.
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Maybe I shod have asked in a M rated one.
p.s. I meant as, they always have been stallions.
What now ...?
What if:
1) Apple Jack became the new Alicorn Princess ruler of Equestria
2) The mane 6 had a child together. as in, all 6 mares are the biological mother of the child
3) Zephyr-Brisas was A.J.'s bother, Shining-Armor was Pinkie's brother, Big-Mac was Rarity's brother, Maud was Twilight-Sparkle's sister.
OR something like that.
4) the C.M.C.s were the older siblings of the mane 6
p.s. as in the C.M.C. are Teens and the mane 6 are stell blank flanks
and A.J. & P.P. are the younger sisters of A.B.
T.S. & Rarity are the younger sisters of S.B.
R.D. & F.S. are the younger sisters of Scootaloo
5) Every pony was/becomes an Alicorn for a week or ...
6) FlutterShy/ButterScotch becomes the ColtFriend of every mare in PonyVille
7) every pony on PonyVille becomes a folle, and Pinkie-Pie has to folle-site them all
8) FlutterShy was into Rock when she was younger
9) the mane 6 where born with disability
10) Humans lived in the wold of the ponies
11) the mane 6 where a different race
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7560056 sorry
7560088 No, it's fine. It's just that I wasn't expecting such a massive load of What if's. I'm gonna use one each day!
7560091 YA !
p.s. you can make:
#3 in to 1 or 4 parts
#4 in to 1 or 3 parts
and #5 into 1 or more parts
7560106 Nah, I'm gonna treat 'em all like one-shots!
7560115 ok.
p.s. I have more
6) FlutterShy/ButterScotch becomes the ColtFriend of every mare in PonyVille
7) every pony on PonyVille becomes a folle, and Pinkie-Pie has to folle-site them all
8) FlutterShy was into Rock when she was younger
9) the mane 6 where born with disability
10) Humans lived in the wold of the ponies
11) the mane 6 where a different race
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IT'S TOO MUUUUUUUUCH!!!
Fluttershy was now Flutterguy.
and no poison joke was necessary!! just pinkie and discord. earth ponies master race.
What if:
1) Trixie actually had significant magical powers?
2) Applejack is secretly a scientist, and is living under a witness protection plan?
3) Celestia has a second job, as a circus clown?
4) Spike is a changeling?
5) The "Nightmare Moon" incident was caused by poison joke?
Well if they became Stallions, thatn this will affect my relationship with Rares and Flutters.
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it will affect my relationship with them in a highly positive manner
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I know i am Suuuuuuuper late to the Partybut imagine Flutterguy singing 'Sixty Minute man' from the Dominoes