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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?

Author's Note:

Ding ding ding! We've got a newcomer! Sit down and stay awhile, The Spy of the Tiger!

Fluttershy hesitated, leaning closer to the microphone.

"Arby's, we have the meats!"

"Louder! C'mon, 'Shy," Rainbow pushed, "Put some oomph into it! Say it with your whole body!"

Fluttershy nodded, leaning in again.
















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"That's much better! Again?"

"...What?"

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