What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?

Author's Note:

Luluamoon-Crystal... what????????

"YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, SOMBRA," Trixthree shouted from atop her army of pajama-wearing, flamethrower-wielding, bike-riding kittens.

"Why, of course my days are numbered, I use a--" Sombra didn't have the time to finish his recycled joke before he was banished to the sun by the might of THREE unicorns. Not one, not two, and four is far too many.

Trixthree gently placed a kitten on the throne of the Crystal Empire. We do not speak of what happened to the royal family that once inhabited the palace. There never was a royal family. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

Trixthree used one of her three selves to slingshot the other two into the ocean after that.

"Hey hey," Trixtwo nudged the current ruler of Seaquestria, who was inexplicably an oversized seahorse. Not that kind of seahorse, the other kind. No no, the other other kind. "Guess what?"

"Wh--"

All of Equestria's oceans were immediately evaporated by the might of five hundred billion flamethrower-wielding kittens.

Comments

[RandomCommentor]

Trixthree gently placed a kitten on the throne of the Crystal Empire. We do not speak of what happened to the royal family that once inhabited the palace. There never was a royal family. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

Hmmm

What if equestria was attacked by the fire nation?

[Boltstrike58]

How did you manage to work in a Last Airbender reference?!

[TheMajorTechie]

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[Rhonie8k]

Woudnt there be 4 trixies if she cloned herself three times. I clone myself theres two of me, I clone myself again there is now three of me, I clone myself a third time we have four.

What if spike opened a closet and saw Trixie tied up next to a poorly drawn picture of 4 Trixies surrounded by kittens flamethrowers the crystal throne and some bikes with one of the trixies faces x-ed out?

[TheMajorTechie]

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the original trixie was sacrificed in the process

[The Spy of the Tiger]

"Why, of course my days are numbered, I use a--" Sombra didn't have the time to finish his recycled joke before he was banished to the sun by the might of THREE unicorns. Not one, not two, and four is far too many.

I have to point out that a thrice-cloned Trixie would result four Trixies. If I got cloned once, that would result in two of me, and if I were cloned merely twice, then there would be three of me.

We can extrapolate this out further. The amount of individuals created via cloning is n+1, with n being equal to the number of times cloned. The math doesn't lie.