What If...

by TheMajorTechie

villains were defeated by a boot to the head?

Author's Note:

whiteoak019 made me do it.

"Grarr!" Tirek roared as he rampaged through Equestria.

"NO!" Rarity yelled in return, chucking an absolutely stunning boot at the minotaur.

"ACK!" Tirek screamed as his face was smacked by the tiny shoe, "MY ONLY WEAKNESS, BOOTS!"

He proceeded to scream for another full ten minutes before being enveloped in a shroud of flame, sinking back into the ground beneath him.

As for Rarity, she simply put her boot back on.

Comments

[Starlight Glimmer1]

To everyone who reads this chapter I give… A boot to the head.

[Boltstrike58]

*At Princess Celestia's funeral *
"To my beloved student, Twilight Sparkle, I bequeath...a boot to the head."
Bonk!
"Ow!"

[whiteoak019]

This was hilarious

[PixelMoon]

I actually laughed out loud for this one XD

[Lovecraftia]

Celestia stands next to all the main six, who saved Equestria once more, and smiled. She stepped up yo Twilight.

“I award to twilight, the highest honor a princess could give. A boot to the head.” Out of nowhere a boot comes flying and hits Twilight in the head, she fell unconscious immediately.

“To Rainbow Dash, I give the highest honor.” Rainbow Dash jumped with joy... until she heard what Celestia said next. “A boot to the head.”

“Wait wha—“ a boot hit her in the head.

Celestia then turned to the next pony in line, Rarity, who held a smile on her. “To Rarity, I bestow the highest honor. A boot to the head.” *WHOOSH!* ANOTHER BOOT! Celestia stepped up to the next pony, Fluttershy, and smiled. “To Fluttershy I give the greatest award. A boot to the head.” *Wham!* Celestia walked up to Applejack, and Applejack spoke first.

“Ah know ah know. Boot to the head.” A boot flew through the floor and hit her in the head. Celestia shrugged and walked up to the final member, Pinkie, and smiled.

“To Pinkamena Diane Pie, I bestow. A—“

“Boot to the head!” Pinkie jumped into the air and smiled. “But this one goes to Celestia because she is such a great princess and is super duper awesome!” Celestia looked terrified.

“You cannot head boot the boot header! Thats not ho—“ She was interrupted by a boot. Who decided to make itself known on her head.

“Nobody can dodge the boot silly!” And pinkie smiled and hoofbumped a boot that was sitting next to her the whole time. “See? I told you it would work!”

[TheraseVoidCaller]

Na Na